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Right then. What sort of music shall we have at the wake?
A merry sing song at the old joanna? A chinese Elvis? Glow sticks and hard trance?

Or Madonna's Like A Virgin on endless repeat?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)
Chas and Dave

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)
best live act ever

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
I want to see them headline Glastonbury

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
I was fingered by Chaz when I was seven.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
Not that I mind.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)
He at least had the decency to do it in a Honda Accord.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)
I OWN A HONDA.
ME. ME!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
\\\\\\I DOnnnnt oWN A TV

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)
Bad parent ^^^^^^^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
MUSE ARE SHIT.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
that's true
JMG, MAN OF THE PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
I'm annoyed at JMG, now.

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
I really don't think so.
I'm just being an internet user.
Most controversial wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
Where was the controversy?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
Yes, yes.. MoT.
You've stuck your flag in the MUSE IS SHIT campaign twice now.
I'm replying.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)
I'd like to make sure that people know that I think muse are shit.
The internet can gaz me for a non exhaustive list of bands I think are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
Muse are one of those dreadful things that Internet People seem unusually fond of.
See also: Dream Theater, Dragonforce, WoW, anime.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
only if it's pre 1998 dream theater

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)
No, they're shit.
Really really dreadful widdly-widdly soulless prog metal played and listening to by smelly poodle haired people in Joe Satriani t-shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
It's widdly widdly nonsense at times,
and I rarely listen to it these days... but it can hardly be lumped in with Satch and co.

Before 1998 there wasn't that much widdly widdly extreme wankery... it's all there is now.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)
There's a Dream Theater song on Guitar Hero World Tour.
It's shit
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)
Also it seems a lot of the football fans who really aren't in to it on here support Spurs.
90nz0, SexFace..
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
new DT album is awesome

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
Your Satriani shirt needs a wash, stinky.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
Satriani is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)
they were playing at Glastonbury when I was there a couple of years ago,
but I missed them in favour of Super Furry Animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)
they were good fun
which was nice
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
Stevie Wonder didn't ever want to see this day
I doubt he sees most days.....
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)
Why doesn't Stevie Wonder see most days?
Is there a Stevie Wonder fact that no one has ever mentioned before on the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
Magic Johnson just been talking about fried chicken...

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
That said Orlando Magic before.
Are people with AIDS allowed Fried Chicken? Magic Johnson should watch himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)
MJ will be burried the way he lived,
without a brain:

www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a163925/jackson-to-be-buried-without-brain.html
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
He lives in a cellar.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
They were at Fordham Fest last year
Everybody was dancing and singing along, you can't ask much more from a live act.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
kunt and the gang

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
LEAVE SSG ALLOONNNNNNEEE :(((

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
I'd like to hear that "Lay down my chubby princess" song that is on SSG's memorial page.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)
Link plz.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)

goblin.gonetoosoon.org/memorial/
(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
Haha oh internet. :(

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
GABBER GABBER GABBER GABBER

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
I miss DJ Hetz Hudson.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)
It's what he would have wanted

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)
cut out all the gabber gabber, fool

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
Vic Reeves singing in the style of a club singer

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
Oh man, they should totally play greenday's good ridance
That wouldn't be a cliechay at all, not a dry eye in the house.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
On Friends just now
Chandler's got a new computer. 12MB RAM, 500MB hard disk. And to top it off, a 28.8kbps modem.

Oh, 1995. I remember you.
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
That's still fucking awesome these days.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
YEAH
YOU COULD... UPLOAD A PHOTO ON THAT BABY!
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
about 500 photos.
That's only 1/16th of what fits on a micro sd card about 1cm2
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)
They are bringing out 32gb ones this year.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
I don't know if it'd be compatible with my phone,
I guess it would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
I giggled at that too.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
15 years on and my phone is 64 times that.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
haha, you're watching Friends you spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
shut up shut up

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)
haha my Amiga is higher spec than that

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
just a bear weeping, and wailing at the sky in grief

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
Have John Barrowman sing some shit song.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
What?
What's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
it turns out that SSG was MIchael Jackson all along

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
Be a tit.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)
I bet he wasn't

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
Did someone peg?

(Woggy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)
alright woggy

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)