Things are good aren't they?
EDIT

No you guys are probably right, Things are bad.

Sorry for the confusion
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)

what makes you say that?

( well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)

No
Just this morning I saw a blackbird who finally refused to keep feeding her big fluffy chick.
The chick was furious.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)

are you some sort of bird pervert?

( well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

those are the worst kind

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)

Beetle perverts are pretty bad, though.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)

they should just castrate those freaks with ants in their pants

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

I just want to stroke their carapace :(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)

they make me feel sick, the watchers are bad enough
but the ones you see with some filthy fucking budgie crapping on their shoulder should be euthanized
( well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

It was in my back garden.
The fact that I MSN the chick, and tried to take it to an aiport is nothing to do with this.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)

it's a metaphor for the internet

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

Furious.
yes, thats the internet alright.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)

I read that in a slighttly sexy and a slightly racist way.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

I am LOL ing now

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

I would have slapped the bitch
/70s pimp walks away
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

Whats going on

(Woggy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)

Hello new guy!
Welcome to the community, don't wish death upon people and so on.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)

Thanks :)
No need to wish death on anybody it comes to all of us eventually
(Woggy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

You seem
Familiar.

Meatpuppet?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)

Eh?

(Woggy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

Yes!

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

They are indeed

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

YOU CLEARLY HAVEN'T BEEN READING THE PAPERS
EVERYTIHNG IS JUST AWFUL. IMMIGRANTS ARE EVERYWHERE, STEALING OUR JOBS. THERE ARE NO JOBS DUE TO THE RECESSION. HOUSE PRICES ARE STILL SHIT.

ARRRRGH
( SuperMatt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)

/daily mail reader

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)

Trust you to leave out the part about paedophiles stealing our children.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)

Well shucks.
I've been caught red handed.
( SuperMatt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

I wish Hitler wasn't dead

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)

Quite the artist,
or so I've heard.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)