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Fuck all, dole office is closed.
I went up to get the Irish Times for my Granny, my mother had already been up to get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
What will JMG do today? :O

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
I just don't know!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
What a mirror into the magical world of the Irish, our backwards neighbours.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
Her gran has got two papers and she's probably got cataracts so can't even see them
zainy Irish.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
Tarmac your drive for a penny mister?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
We can do better than this Mykey
let's go to that place we never go to.

All out offensive, non-jokey anti-Irish racism.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
They have darker skin than English people
this makes them poorer and stupider than us.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
Come on Mykey
I know you can do it.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
All food in Ireland is made out of Potatos and sectarian violence.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
All energy requirements in Ireland are met by peat burning powerstations, fuelled by armies of emaciated ponies.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
The average Irish person has 1.5 ears.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
haha I'm trying to do work you cunt :D

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
Unlike Ireland

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
Says your man posting here all hours of the day when he's supposed to be working.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
He has a man?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
I am working.
Right now I am working. I am fulfilling many of my duties simply by sitting here. The fact that I can answer both my phones, check all three of my emails all from this desk is a bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
i thought you were banned from b3ta at work...?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
It was a self-imposed ban.
The problem is, when I'm here on my own, like today. I can't really leave the desk for any length of time in case people need access to the building.

You'll notice today is the only day I've really posted anything this week. Things will get busier in the next half hour and I'll disapear again.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
are you a receptionist?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
Haha, good one

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
are you a security guard?

(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:11, archived)
The Irish, while thought of as cheerful and quaint by most of the world
Are in fact bitter and twisted religious extremists with a chip on their shoulders that we nicked a part of their 'country' and improved it..
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
Oh Mykey :(
You fat, fat, bitter racist.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
Dont forget fat

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
I am mocking you
www.b3ta.com/talk/6286231

LOOK!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
Thats it, im setting Cr3 on you!

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
isn't that entrapment, internetlawyerman?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
I suggest you Gaz him.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
Sounds just like Scotland

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
Yes, it does
See also: Wales and Argentina (Although possibly less of the religious thing)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
It has been scientifically proven that the IRA are better at wars than the Taleban.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
i saw it too!
it was a close run thing though

down to one man each
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
And the Tale-man blew himself up?
That's hardly a victory for the IRA if you ask me.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
wasn't it a bomb planted by an irish?
i only saw the edit on YHBW so i can't say for sure
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
Oh, I thought it was a failed attempt by the Tale-man.
At least that would fit in with the American way of making TV programmes. I've just re-watched it and you're right. Now I'm watching Pirate vs Knight.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
have you actually got the series then?
i'd very much like to watch it!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
The fights are on youtube.
As are hundreds of comments like 'no way that gun would never do that knights kick ass'
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
I realise of course that you aren't posting this from Ireland
Paddy O'Potato is using the one (horse-powered) computer.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)