I don't have to pay for bues or tube travel, saving me thousands each year.

My arms feel quite spinny today too which is cool.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)

You can be a helicopter

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)

I wonder if mongychops will reply to me today

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)

of course i will mate, i've got your back, no worries

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)

I'm not entirely sure what you're doing today
But I'll let you get on with it. Any attention is good attention.

That's my latin phrase.
(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)

that's not latin
you dorkus malorkus
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)

I was translating
And, ooh, obscure Simpsons reference
(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)

i know, i'm so cool

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)

i think he is there if you need a shoulder to cry on

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)

With my face, I'd feel more comforted crying on the Statue of Liberty's shoulder

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)

i would like to agree
but i´m afraid cr3 is monitoring the board and make take this as a form of bullying. and i don´t want to get stepped, then have to log out and change account, as i´m too lazy.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)

yeah, to save trouble
when you do something twatty and ban-worthy, you should have both accounts banned
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)

er... what?
have i done something recently? please do tell. oh wait, you don´t know anything, so please stfu.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)

How did you manage that?

( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)

I point and wink at the barriers and they just open
Same goes for bus drivers.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)

truth: My dad is a tube driver so I get a staff nominee pass.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)

Fuck you and your Dad.

( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)

You wish, I'd make my testicle jets take off from your runway chin

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)

a tube driver so I get a staff nominee pass Bert from Mary Poppins
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)

You can teleport?
Could you teach me?
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)

SURE THING EDD!
You think *thinks*, wink *winks at some kids*, and double-blink *blinks lots* AND DEN YOO JUMP IN DOO DEE PAINTIN'! AAHHHH FUCK IT DIDN'T FUCKIN WORK! MARY POPPINS YOU SCHLLLAAAAAAAAAAAGG!!!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)

This needs to be animated so that when he winks at the kids, some Daily Mail readers beat him up

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)

Or he breaks his ankles

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)

GET ON IT, EDDACHE

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)

YES MAYBE PERHAPS!
Validate me
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)

cripes
i didn't even see this before i made the comment about your dad earlier

IT MUST BE TROO
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)

He's my hero :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)

is that because you mc hammer slide your way to work?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)

I really wish I could hammer slide. fuck it, i'm going to practice.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)

never give up

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

never let you down

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)