Sure, go for it.
Gaz if you want.
( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)

No, do it here
we must all enjoy the hilarity
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)

This better be good.
He's taking his sweet damn time.
( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)

I went for a fag,
basically... meal was ok polite and all that,
then we went to meet some mutal friends, I nearly made her cry by doing an impression of her.
She got over that and then we went to another pub and started talking about politics...
She's very right wing, I'm not.
She said something I considered racist, (basically that racisim doesn't exist any more and that black people should get over it because "slavery was years ago")
I said "I think that's as good a time as any to go home" and stood up to leave.
She drove past me as I was walking home, I waved, she flipped me the bird reved her engine and nearly crashed into another car at the roundabout.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)

I'm awesome with women.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)

that was a great story
I'm glad you shared. Nothing like this ever happens to me.
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)

so not really a car crash then.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)

*calls trade description people*

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)

im still waiting for the good bit

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)

It was the end.
I felt much better when I didn't have to read any more of it.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)

Did your impression involve putting two fingers under your nose
doing the Nazi salute and goose-stepping around the pub, speaking in a German accent to offer all the men blowjobs?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)

No I said
"why does everyone think I'm crazy?" in a high pitched girly voice.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)

Champion

( WormuIus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)

She said something proper crazy just before.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)

Ha.
I love you.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)

So, had you already given up on the date
as a bad job before you did the impression, or are you just an Aspergers?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)

I didn't want to go in the first place,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)

ah, fair enough.
....erm, why did you, then?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)

I was hungry.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)

Didn't you manage to get a little bit of piss on your chest?
Damn, sorry mate, I know you were lookin' foward to a bit of watersports.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)

I don't care, she's a wierdo that tricked me into buying her dinner,
I had the last laugh though, I had a voucher.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)

McDs?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)

Pizza express,
it's like a middle class McDonalds.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)

I've heard of them.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)

Getting flipped the bird
Is a sign that she's playing hard to get.
I thought everybody knew that?
( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)

so did you fuck her or what?
i'm confused
( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)

I did not,
I could gaz you her number if you want to ask for bumhole pics.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)

yeah go for it

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)

Nah she'd probably stab me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)

sounds like she probably will anyway.
you've nothing to lose!
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)

Give us her number
I'll burp on her and biff her with my menacing Mussolini hand. She'll get a right Facist-On.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)

no-one likes Bobby Davro
this is all your fault for doing impressions.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)

I've just suddenly got why it's called flipping the bird

this is a new chapter in my life.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)

Is it because she rolled down the window and bellowed
"UMMA MAOU MAOU UMMA UMMA MAOU MAOU"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)

I'm not telling you and it make me feel good

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)

She sounds like a bit of a spastic
I would have told her this. Before anything bad had even happened.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)

was it Mykey in a dress?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)

Honda Accord?
You want to be careful
( Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)