Good afternoon.
In light of the current economic climate it is crucial that we, the internet, must remain positive at all times.
How are you supporting your nation's morale?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)

I went to the repatriation today

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)

I'm going to buy a new car

( magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)

A german car?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)

Made of jews?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

Of course

( magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

I'm smiling and waving at people I don't know,
then following them to their cars.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)

Eating pies.

( SuperMatt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)

I just got up.
Again.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)

You shouldn't take James Brown lyrics so literally.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)

My knees are knackered now :(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

I might just become fat and jolly
for the good of the natio
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)

Working late - drinking beer - having a wank.
Possibly not in that order.
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)

I'm having a late, working my beer and drinking... erm...

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)

*wipes away moustache*

( moohalaa, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

I'M chasing lots of dogs to make them squealy and happy.
Don't forget dogs have got feelings too.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)

They're fun to shoot, too.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)

I've just been patting strangers on the back and saying "It's going to be alright, you know."

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)

ahah!
so that was you then!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)