this one time I cut my fingernail too short, was touch and go for a while but I pulled through

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

I'ld take an extra tamazipam anyway, just to help calm down.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

sod happy pills, those are for people who can't man the fuck up and pull their arses into gear

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

Now now, gilgy, you're forgeting the tens of people who take it for recreational reasons and want a real high buzz in about 6-8 weeks.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

this reminds me of that time when i got a paper cut in the corner of my mouth from licking an envelope
i was manfully ignoring the pain so well, i completely forgot about it when i set about a packet of salt 'n' malt vinegar McCoys :(

oh, man! i nearly had to take a junior disprol
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

oh wow, I bet you got airlifted to the Emergency Papercut Intensive Care facility

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

i got a friction burn once off a curtain i brushed past
i was in the special burns unit for months, i had to learn to walk again and have a scab graft
( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)