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Just posting to give Commando some love here.
John Matrix is an awesome negotiator:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8K87H3T1UU&feature=related

An even better liar:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wk-jT9rn-8&feature=rec-HM-rev-rn

And so very witty:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-flQmtL_IQ&feature=related

tl;dr - What shit films do you like and that?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)
happy gilmore

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
Oh yer feelin' dis 2
It was the first time I heard Adam Sandler shout and stuff so it was funny. His next 4 films where he shouted and stuff weren't so original.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
I'm a big fan of The List.
It gives the unfunny, shit, whiny posters a chance to provide amusement too.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
am i on the list?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
i remember reading some of the list,
and not quite understanding what it was that made you get on the list :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
A flounce or a fail.
Your last post before you die will probably make The List as you head towards the Final flounce.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)
i guess i just don't get bongo's one.
it's just bongo, bongo is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)
it just seems to be everyone else failing by being miserable whinging idiots.
in that one. and others, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
Fucking hell SSG, you're such a fucking mong. I've had it with this place, you're all fucking retards. I'M LEAVING.


That sort of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)
It's a combination of things.
I'm basically trying to catalogue some of the not so finest moments on talk.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
This is a good one.
lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)
lol shambollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
That gay cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)
i liked the bit where sammi claimed benefits for fucking taxis,
because she couldn't hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)
what about it?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)
i liked it.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)
what did you like about it?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
it made me entertained in a way i found pleasing.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)
That was brilliant.
Second to Moon GT saying that if someone had sexual thoughts about their girlfriend/boyfriend, it was sick and like rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)
i think that one is more of an example of the replies being the stupider part.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)
I tend to just look downwards and shake my head.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
I find your penis disappointing as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)
it's awesome because in it he is an utterly terrible person
in all his other movies he plays someone who isn't really that bad a guy
(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)

more gamesh
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)
i love a bit of van damme, lundgren and seagal
and dont even get me started on vin diesel
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
This gives me another opportunity to post this:
www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/

FUCK, JUST LOOK AT THAT CAST
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
oh my fucking days

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
Needs more Vin Fucking Diesel
NOT
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)
Daylight.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
The American President
Snakes on a Plane
(I helped save b3ta! __, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)
Three Men and a Baby.
I think that's more to do with my massive crush on Tom Selleck though.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)
I liked UHF with Weird Al in it.
House 2 I used to like. Gremlins 2 is great too.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
Yes! UHF is awesome

(I helped save b3ta! __, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
Hercules in New York

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
Twins.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
Junior.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
I paid to see that at the cinema. One of three films I regret
paying to see. We only watched Junior 'cos we'd all seen Jurassic Park already.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
I paid to see Flubber :(
A film so shit that I've never seen the DVD for sale in any shops.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)
The Absent Minded Professor isn't great either. So what they did was write
a shit version of an already not very good film. The filmy idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
Jingle All The Way.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)
Repli-Kate

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
All the James Bond films
Loads of action.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
Me and Imrabum watched all three Bourne films the other night.
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)
On her majesty's secret service
is by far the best.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
Blades of Glory

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)
Drunken Master, English subtitles.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)
I only like good films.
Such as this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)
also: Last Action Hero

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
Doc Savage man of bronze

(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
Let off some steam, mike.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)