i cant even read that
let alone unnerstan it.

*hic*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)

making sure Mrs Woat
gets what she needs
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)

Sleep ?
I'm helping with that by being downstairs.

We used up all four beds last night, moving from one to the other when each was soiled with baby vomit.

Not a restful night, but the little one is not seriously poorly.

Just trying to drive us insane the way kids do,,,
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)

keep her off dairy for 24 hours
and give her plenty of water/weak juice.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:36, archived)

She's not spewed for
nearly 24 hours now.

So she must be OK.

The house smells of cheese.

Not in a good way.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:38, archived)

I know that smell only too well
Febreze is good
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:40, archived)

Not as good as Vodka
Tho when this bottle runs out I might try it.

I's better go, my eyes hurt.......

*bums*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:41, archived)

a new pair of shoes?

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:35, archived)

If only women would
realise that another pair of shoes is not going to make them happy.

I know a girl who hates shoe shopping, so there is hope for womankind.
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:41, archived)

are you sure she's a girl?
i don't think it's possible for girls to not like shoes.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:42, archived)

She is a geek girl.
So maybe that's the reason?
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:44, archived)

Is she a dyke?
If not, marry her.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:42, archived)

marry her put your winky up her bottom
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:44, archived)

Would that I could.

(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)

you know two
I hate it too, with a passion. I have about 12 pairs of shoes but only because I've kept every pair I've bought in the last 17 years to prevent me having to go shopping for new ones
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:44, archived)

hurrah!
i have 2 pairs of shoes, and my socks now touch the pavement when wearing both. I've put off buying new ones for 4 months. I hate shoe shopping, there's nothing worse.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:46, archived)

What about genocide ?
Or paedophilia ?

Or the decline of British Industry ?

I want to go to bed......
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)

I thought you'd gone

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:54, archived)