Richt, you fuckers
I have set the target for the most German lunch. You have the following to beat:

A bowl of tomato soup. With meatballs.
Smoked beef, cheese and mustard on rye bread.
A pint of milk.
I'm now heading off to get a midget packet of Gummi-bears for afters.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:36, archived)

Poland on Toast
( spiny - things are looking up, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:39, archived)

i'm having a large sausage
and a flagon of beer*.

*not
(trumpet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/631121
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:41, archived)

hmm...i'm gonna tag along
but i'm a veggie. can only muster black coffee with veggie sausages, onions, cheese and mashed potatos.

still, it rocks meine world
(Heffer foiled, once again, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:42, archived)

Gelunchen :
Ein Beir (Grosseflagonlicht)
Ein Pferd Peniswurst
Ein Tot Juden Gammler

*claims prize*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:42, archived)

Your prize
is a year's supply of sliced horse cock, a can of Lowenbrau and a mullet.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:50, archived)

Is that a fish mullet
or a cunty hair mullet ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:52, archived)

The former
wrapped in the latter, served in your mother's underpants.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:54, archived)

Jew pie
with homo gravy.
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:42, archived)

I'm surprised you're not sick of homo gravy
after the amount you were guzzling on Canal St last week.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:44, archived)

wooo!
das burn!
(Heffer foiled, once again, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:45, archived)

Pah. Homo Gravy is for puffs.
Proper gays eat Aids Gravy.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:50, archived)