I demand you all come drinking with me in Oxford
Now.

I will hear your pathetic excuses now.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)

i don't want to

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)

Hello fiancé!

( hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

My excuse is that I hate you.

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)

Furry muff my dear:)

*pinches cheek*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)

Arse or face?

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)

The age-old dilemma...

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:43, archived)

the only difference is the cost

per hour
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:44, archived)

Your dad gives me a discount if I do both.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)

Both at the same time:)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:44, archived)

What in fuck are you so cheerful about?

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)

Er...
...I'm not in the UK?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)

My unicycle is being repaired

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)

My pathetic excuse:
I'd rather eat my own cock than spend a minute in your hateful presence.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)

1) I haven't been paid
2) I can't get to Oxford instantly
3) ?
4) Profit
( Taylorcamb, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:43, archived)

I'm babysitting,
so I'll be there in an hour.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:44, archived)

My excuse is that I'm 'working'
Christ, I don't even buy that.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:44, archived)

Pffft
then you will miss out on me buying.... a once in a lifetime chance
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:45, archived)

I guess I don't count

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)

I would
But I have not long left the area, I shall be moving that way soon enough though

Edit: How rude of me, good afternoon everybody!
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)