Ack!
My passport ran out in January and I didnae realise. Will I have to bung them a bribe pay for the express service to get one in time for August?
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)

You could spend a day in Peterborough.
A long boring day nice day out will sort it.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)

My girlfriend is from there
true story
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 22:59, archived)

Newport is
closer :p
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 22:59, archived)

where are you going
yoorp? ooo ess of aw?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:08, archived)

I realised I'd lost mine
two days before I was to move to France.
The people in Newport replaced it in two hours flat, I could have hugged them
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:08, archived)

could have had to

hugged bum
( Druid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:09, archived)

surprisingly not
I was a bit miffed that I'd paid for six hours' car parking believing that it would take all day though.
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:11, archived)

I'd like to think
a lot of it is how nice you are to them.
( Druid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:13, archived)

You'd be more miffed
with a £60 parking fee though.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:13, archived)

true
I rationalise it by telling myself that in the extra four hours, I would have spent more in the godawful shops of Newport than the couple of quid I wasted on the carpark...
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:18, archived)

i'm going there on thursday
two hour and a half hour drive... oh joy
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 22:59, archived)

I got my last one
in less than a week (normal service). This was out of the holiday season mind.
(rupturedtoad, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 22:59, archived)

make your own, from spaghetti and half an ounce of heroin

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:02, archived)

Spaghetti thrown in for good measure?
Blah!
(empty_personality, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:13, archived)