ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE ICE
COCK OFF YOU COCKING COCKS!
FOR FUCKS FUCKING SAKE JUST FUCK THE FUCK FUCKING FUCKER-WELL OFF!

Sorry.
Carry on.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:04, archived)

*stops
*carries on
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:06, archived)

.....
right.

*slowly backs away*
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:10, archived)

*quickly follows*

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:11, archived)

*breaks into a run*

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:12, archived)

*breaks into a nun*

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:13, archived)

*rapes into a nun*
And on that bombshell, 'ning all.
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:14, archived)

Weirdo.
Ning!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:15, archived)

I outwierded you in an answer
this scares* me




arouses
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:16, archived)

Moggle ne farles
up the hooter-tooter.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:19, archived)

that's better

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:20, archived)

Good.
Panic over.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:22, archived)

you are jeremy clarkson
at the end of top gear every single week.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:16, archived)

*sticks out leg*

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:14, archived)

Here we have wind, rain, snow, sleet,
hail, ice, drifts, glaciers, icebergs and drizzle. And Iron Brew.

/scotsblog
(Small Beer, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:15, archived)

Shurly you mean Irn Bru
/proper-Scots* blog

*is actually one of the ruling over-class up here
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:17, archived)

Original spelling.


/remembers the 70s
(Small Beer, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:22, archived)

*doesn't drink the stuff*
/born in the (late) 70s
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:23, archived)

ICE ICE BABY?
doo doo doo d d doo doo
doo doo doo d d doo doo
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:15, archived)

Bloody hell
I just got a works email about that
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:16, archived)

I just got one from some people
we employ to count stock for us.
FFS.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:18, archived)

In-Car Entertainment?

(Nothing to see, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:19, archived)

Only the one?
I've had about a quizillion of the fuckers.

I refuse to do it on principle now. I pay my taxes, and don't see why I should have to make life any easier for these already overpaid and underworked 'body identification' departments.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:22, archived)

Me too.
Over and over and over again.
AND I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING MOBILE FUCKING PHONE.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:23, archived)

I must've missed something.
None of this thread makes any sense.

*dies a little bit*
(Nothing to see, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:25, archived)

Well...
Following the disaster in London . . .

East Anglian Ambulance Service have launched a national "In case of
Emergency ( ICE ) " campaign with the support of Falklands war hero Simon
Weston.

The idea is that you store the word " I C E " in your mobile phone address
book, and against it enter the number of the person you would want to be
contacted "In Case of Emergency".

In an emergency situation ambulance and hospital staff will then be able to
quickly find out who your next of kin are and be able to contact them. It's
so simple that everyone can do it. Please do.

Please will you also email this to everybody in your address book, it won't
take too many 'forwards' before everybody will know about this. It really
could save your life, or put a loved one's mind at rest.

For more than one contact name ICE1, ICE2, ICE3 etc.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:27, archived)