To be happy in life you need 3 things:
- Something to do
- Someone to love
- Something to look forward to.

Discuss.
(Nothing to see, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:14, archived)

i have none of those
*cries*
*jumps off bridge onto M42*
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:15, archived)

1 & 3 are essential
2 is a bonus
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:15, archived)

*sigh*

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:16, archived)

you should read the book of ecclesiastes
apparently even those things are "meaningless"
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:16, archived)

All is vanity.

(Small Beer, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:24, archived)

I do very little.
I love my wife and boy.
I look forward to finding out what colour the pills in my next pack of prozac will be.

I don't know whether I am happy or not.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:17, archived)

Nonsense.
All you need is a fresh supply of meat, and some savalon.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:17, archived)

Right lets check the list.
I fail on all counts.

*dies*
(Experiment 626, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:19, archived)

*knows the feeling*

(Nothing to see, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:21, archived)

*rises from dead*
*starts club for the damned*

*dies*
(Experiment 626, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:22, archived)