JMG must have postedI've just been stuck in a lab because some builders decided that piling crap up outside the door was an acceptable substitute for putting the stuff in a skip.
Where have you been stuck recently?
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Up your mums Squishmitten.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:34,
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you'll like this thenwww.youtube.com/watch?v=DOxuhlT0dek
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weaver., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:42,
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You don't HAVE to give away all my secrets :((
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:45,
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Psst.Cock off you dobber.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:50,
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That's EXACTLY what a guffbeak would say(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:54,
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Up your mum's pink velvet sausage wallet.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:35,
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Right. I'm off out.Try not to distance the rest of the good b3tans. You fat loners.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:35,
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You can't distance b3tans.Together from above we'd look like a mass of venn diagrams.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:37,
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Up your mum's fifth fold of belly flab(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:36,
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I can only remember one time actually being stuck.I was caving in Hungary. It was scary. Didn't burn my neck.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:36,
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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
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I cannot believe the depth of your flouncing listThat is some serious homework.
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I found maybe 10, logged some as they happened and the rest have been gazzed to me.Busy trying to keep that fucking prick Neptune happy.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:43,
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just re-read the wormulus oneits great and he's got a really good point about Captain Wow
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I just find it hard to believe that most b3tans have managed to get themselves on itTaking the internet seriously. It's popular.
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You used to flounce?Why? (It's like interviewing a recovered junkie)
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I had a very stressful job,I used this place to let out my anger.
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New entry today.I love you.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:14,
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Mainly in traffic*sadface*
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:36,
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ON YOUAnyway, what's your favourite popular beat combo?
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:36,
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depends which way you're facing and how bad your inner ear infection is.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:38,
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Nah', Goatse's mum is chinese.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:39,
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if the chimp is horizontal rather than just its mouththen it makes sense
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:57,
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This office on my own right now.And probably for another hour and a half. Oh well.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:40,
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I'm currently stuck up a duckthey rhyme
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:40,
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today, stuck mowing several acres of land with the worst mower in the world(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:41,
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do you have a brick ? I bet it would be hard work mowing grass with a brick.(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:43,
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do you have a paintbrush ? I bet it would be hard work mowing grass with a paintbrush.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:45,
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oh boy that would be tough,I bet you couldn't even mash an egg with a paintbrush, if it were in a cup
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:47,
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what about a goat, but a dead one?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:46,
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I'm fisting your mum's Quimtendo Power Glove as we speak(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:44,
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I know you're lying as I can see her elbow deep in your dad from where I'm sitting(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
I'm behind my dad, I'm playing my favourite Quimtendo game with her, Duck Cunt.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:48,
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he's probably too busy playing Golden Axe Wound on his Smegma Drive(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:51,
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Is that the pron version of The Wizard?www.imdb.com/title/tt0098663/
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:47,
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2 brothers travel across country to take part in a massive orgy hoping to come last with the aid of the might quimtendo power glove.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:49,
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The Wizard('s sleeve).(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:50,
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