Dull. I've resorted to drinking.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)

I had too much last night. I'm still slightly pissed.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:53, archived)

List it all.
It'll make you cooler.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:55, archived)

and don't forget to add a few pints.
Makes you harder.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:56, archived)

I shot heroin directly into my face.
For six hours straight.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:57, archived)

Jack, I need to stop you there.
Some bint has just got ratty with me, so I need to do a shoutout to a thoroughly entertaining broad who is keeping me sane on MSN.

Anyway, your wrestling calls were pretty spot on desbite the booze last night. You're a younger, slimmer JR.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:56, archived)

WIMMIN!

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:57, archived)

Things turned gay pretty quick here.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:57, archived)

Down on all fours, sugarlips.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:58, archived)

im drinking on my own
this is the saddest thing ever
(guffbeak, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:14, archived)

if thats the lowest youve fucking stooped
you sure have a lot of living to do
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)

i am also posting on the internet

(guffbeak, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:20, archived)

steady on

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:21, archived)

Think about it
yes, you're posting on the internet, but you've never had to walk home for six miles with your own shit dripping down your trouser leg, have you?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:37, archived)

Take him down the multi-storey car park and show him the ways of the world, Rose.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:21, archived)

what worked for you doesnt necessarily work for the others james
i treat each case individually
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:22, archived)

Is calling me a man part of the talk initiation

(guffbeak, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:23, archived)

I assume maleness on /talk, doubly so when someone claims to be a female.
I'd say masculinity instead of maleness, but most male /talkers aren't that masculine.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:25, archived)

Hahahha, yeah', you really are a bit of a fucking loser in that respect.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:32, archived)