what was that thing
where you like just type hi, and like chat to anyone?
(popiellajones, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:44, archived)

hi

( MrA, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:45, archived)

alright someone's comedy account

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:45, archived)

JackAction. Calm down..
You're new and as such I understand you copy a lot of other larger mammals tendencies and stock replies.
But everybody you don't recognise isn't instantly somebody else's comedy account.

It's Baldmonkey.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:47, archived)

Who is actually Gilgamesh.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:54, archived)

Beagle.. or something.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:45, archived)

the TV show Minder

( scott,, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:46, archived)

If you want to I'll change the situation

( Posh Girl apparently, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:54, archived)

I've got a good idea: Just you keep me near.

( scott,, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:00, archived)

omegle.
Now fuck off, and don't waste threads.

uk.gamespot.com/greatest-video-game-hero/vote/index.html?battle_id=24

VOTE MANNY
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:46, archived)

i voted dante just to spite you
( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:48, archived)

Bastard.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:51, archived)

I voted Dante because he's much, much better.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:51, archived)

WASTE threads? Oh sorry, cos all the rest are deeply important
Brie is well good, something about xbox, I'm a loner but actually well cool, suck my manly cock, something about trolls...
(popiellajones, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:51, archived)

Don't get all arsey.
PS. Great potential in your first pic in your profile. What happened?
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:52, archived)

thing is
I only get lonely and bored every so often, so I forget my passwords to stuff like this, at this moment I'm trying to change the picture, but that means getting back into photobucket which means getting the password etc, it probably isn't worth it. By the time I'm done I'll feel better and go to bed
(popiellajones, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:55, archived)

Oh wow, feel a bit bad now.
Don't read the post below this one, ok?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:57, archived)

It was either a very effeminate male toddler.
Or a very masculine bristle chinned female.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:56, archived)

this is why I don't go on talk, cos 50 people say the same thing, 2 might say something interesting
and the rest are bellends. But now I'm snogging a rat in my pic which you freaks will try and find more of so fuck you all. You just can't help digging the internet to try and show me up!
(popiellajones, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:03, archived)

This is why occasional posters should use bullet points.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:53, archived)

I'd like to take this opportunity to remind you all that I'm still fucking excellent at Batman.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:56, archived)

what else are you good at?

( jenpots, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:57, archived)

Fightin' 'round the world.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:59, archived)

are you better at fighting than me?

( jenpots, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:59, archived)

Probably not, you're a mother.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:00, archived)

meh
they're still scared of my 'big voice'. Won't need to start braying them for another couple of years.
( jenpots, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:02, archived)

don't get all stroppy
/talk is full of moody cunts, just ignore them.
( jenpots, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:56, archived)

*ignores*

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:57, archived)

you love me too much to ignore me

( jenpots, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:00, archived)

Probably.
you're the only vaguely girl like thing that every pays me attention
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:01, archived)

awwww
*luffs*
( jenpots, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:03, archived)

Didn't GameFAQs run that contest a few months ago?
Pretty sure that Link won.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:51, archived)

every gamefaqs contest is either won by legend of zelda or final fantasy, apart from that year the L-block from tetris won
( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:53, archived)

Yeah, that's because Zelda is the best game series of all time.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:55, archived)

Really?
It's had 1 great game, three that have tried to copy it since, and one that didn't try to copy but a lot of people hated because it was nothing like Ocarina of time.

retro Zelda games weren't bad, but there's much better for what they are.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:57, archived)

i think all of us are going to look great coming out of this video game debate on the internet

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:03, archived)

I think the fact that it's a Friday night and we are all on /talk says enough.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:06, archived)

MONKEY ISLAND.
DEBATE CLOSED.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:00, archived)

omegle.com
( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:46, archived)

I think I might love that.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:48, archived)

www.omegle.com
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:47, archived)

It's /talk.
You've just done it.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:49, archived)

Fuck off

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:49, archived)

It's called
"go back to the National Front forums, you appallingly racist, homophobic waste of space."

Then again, the last fat despicable "woman" that preached poisonous, far-right hatred on here wound up shagging one of the most respected regulars and is thus immune from criticism, so go right ahead.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:55, archived)

Have you started your own list?
Are we in direct competition?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:58, archived)

No, I vaguely recognised the name and did a quick search of "her" previous /talk posts.
Which turned out to be a veritable goldmine of failure and idiocy.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:59, archived)

Who is it?
I've got my ideas, I'm just not sure. Not that I care, like.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:02, archived)

Someone with a room-temperature IQ.
I've no idea if it's a regular or not, but whoever they are they're spectacularly stupid.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:04, archived)

how the fuck do you keep all this information in your head?

( jenpots, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:59, archived)

I don't.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6419312
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:00, archived)

oh....
I'm a little disappointed now.
( jenpots, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:01, archived)

What =) My 'boyfriend' doesn't ever come on here, in fact he makes fun of me for it
I'm almost flattered to be hated for being annoyed by male hating lesbians/woman hating homosexuals, I sort of always thought this was an open thing, until I actually saw that its: oh, you draw a picture that I don't think is very good, but I'm going to draw a picture soon so I want you to say its good, so I'm going to publicly announce how good you are so you will do the same. Why be part of the masons when you can be on b3ta
(popiellajones, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:15, archived)

Miss Eloquence strikes again.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:18, archived)

slow clap
clap
clap

clap


clap
(popiellajones, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:28, archived)

I'm sorry what.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:22, archived)

who was that then?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:00, archived)

I would answer directly, but the last time I did that her boyfriend got a severe case of internet rage and told the mods about my despicable behaviour.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:02, archived)

ahahahahahaha
Oh /talk, full of righteous indignation.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:04, archived)

Can you make really suble hints? Maybe through the use of strikethroughs?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:04, archived)

I know who it is.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:07, archived)

GAZ IM ME!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:25, archived)

Ah, that one.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:06, archived)

Are you real?
Seriously?
(popiellajones, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:22, archived)

The internets

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:59, archived)

I think it's something or other.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:03, archived)