A lot of my friends are, yes.
Not the ones who are going to see Ed Byrne though.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)

OK, I'll pass for now. But if things ever go tits up with mrs rocket, you've got to hook me up with some hot sluts. Deal?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)

i find that mrs rocket goes tits up all the time
hoo, sick burn.
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:55, archived)

Are you saying her chebs are perky?
Why thank you.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:12, archived)

you're welcome, my good man
my compliments on your choice of wife
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:14, archived)

They're not sluts...
well, not all of them. One of them is, kind of. The prettiest of my friends is getting married in October. It's a sad day for all of her admirers. It'll be a sad day for me too, trying to not wreck her photos with my face.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:58, archived)

Wear your dress upside down and do handstands for the photos.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:00, archived)

"Who's that in that photo?"
"Who?"
"The one standing next to the bride. The one with the ginger goatee."
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:03, archived)

ha ha

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)

So her fiery box can burn it's image onto the retina's of all the guests, leaving them struggling to cope with even the most basic of tasks?



HELL YEAH!
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)