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To use the popular quotation
'Arguing on the internet is like getting a gold medal at the paralympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded'
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
Special olympics. You've confused cripples with retards. Easily done.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)
Cripple spacker piss

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:49, archived)
Paralympics is cripples, not spackers.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)
My apologies...
I get things mixed up sometimes. Important things. Like when I got 'androids' and 'cyborgs' mixed up in a seminar and got shouted at like a naughty kid in P.E.
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:50, archived)
That's about the level of unnecessary pedantry you can expect on the dayshift here.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)

My tutor seemed to take it REALLY personally as well... as if I had somehow shamed them.
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)
I would too if the course was Humanoid Robots 101.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
Maybe they had a Robo-Penis?
Harsh man, I would hve done a robot dance to make them feel bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
You could have cheered them up by singing an a cappella version of "Mr. Roboto".

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:00, archived)
That wouldn't have gone down well
SHE's a feminist. The really militant kind... she'd probably shout again and tell me to sing 'Citizen Roboto' or 'Person Roboto'
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)
i'm the same with dolphins and porpoises

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
Yeah but it'd be great to be the BEST retard.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:49, archived)
oh don't worry there mike!
you don't even need to try
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
Are you still here?
Most people go to bed when they realise everyone hates them.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
yeah, because b3ta is my life
oh sorry that wasn't meant to be an insult
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:00, archived)
If you're a blind sprinter you're allowed a GUIDE DOG!
That was a lie, butjustimagineifitwastroooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
The bookies would love it
Humans sprinting AND dog racing.
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
All we need now is blind jockeys and I'll be MADE!
*daydreams*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
Huh?
Jockeys race horses, not dogs.

How about blind jockeys racing blind horses?
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)