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But that is in no way unique.
You'd probably fuck anyone who was at the Christmasbash
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)
that's a vicious lie.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)
Whatever.
I'm not implying you're easy. Just that all b3tans are sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
I should leave b3ta :(

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
If that implication is not 100% wrong, I don't know what is.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
Statistically, 40% of men who have stuck their peepee in my vajayjay have been b3tans.
60% have been met through the internet.

100% have been utter geeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
That may be the most sickening thing I've ever read. And I'm including podka dots in that.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
*takes a bow*

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)
Fucking hell.
Just... fucking hell.

Are you allergic to real people?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
To be honest, one of the b3tans was an accident
and the other was borne out of desperation.

I have no social skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
I love your sig. Again.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
Four potential causes of pedant-rage in a mere six words.
I'm very proud of it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
I'm assuming it's a quotation?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
Apparently not.
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%22should+off+gone+to+specsavers%22&btnG=Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=

I like the suggestion after "Did you mean to search for..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
Did you mean: "should of gone to specsavers"
*facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
Yes, but how many have had their cocks up your cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
Blimey, that's a bit personal.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
I've never even had a sex.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
Stop making fun of the geeks :(

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)
I'm on the internet with my computer plugged into the telly. I'm, wearing a Star Wars style T shirt
and I built a Lego Halo Warthog this afternoon which is now sitting on the shelf with my video games, of which there are only just fewer than DVDs. I can't really crib geeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
You're a daywalker
You have a girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
She's from the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
I am failing to see your point

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)