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We have no full t'internet access up North (or at least where I am) but those that are online. How about doing a QOTW for a day. Tell us about your most embarassing moment - you can delete it tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! no longer a user, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:30, archived)
signing up to b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:31, archived)
come back to me
whan you do a year with b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! no longer a user, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:32, archived)
you got a long wait ahead of you
october/november, i think
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:33, archived)
SPEAK ENGLISH YOU UTTER CUNTING CRETINOUS COCKLORD.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU etc

I'm so mad right now, I am going to make a FIRE CURRY to further my inferno rage.

Me right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:42, archived)
Fucking hell, no wonder nobody will give you a job.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:31, archived)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! no longer a user, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:31, archived)
I mean, Christ, it's bad enough having to read your shit online. I can only imagine how dull you are in real life.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:33, archived)
NO, YOU FUCK OFF YOU DULL FUCKING CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:35, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4imNaLrkkGE&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:35, archived)
Hello there JA
I imagine this link might be of interest to you

io9.com/5441742/deadpool-movie-gets-the-dark-comedy-writers-that-wade-deserves
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:35, archived)
Yes, I had seen that. I've not watched Zombieland though, so I don't know if it's good news or not.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:37, archived)
Me neither, but I've heard good things.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:38, archived)
I think it was when I pissed myself after being beaten up by a girl and then tripped over on my way to my watching mother's arms who'd brought in my packed lunch because the bullies had stolen my lunch money.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:32, archived)
I might have done bad
but you should know better
(I helped save b3ta! no longer a user, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:34, archived)
How far up North?
I'm Northern and I have the internet
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:33, archived)
Aberdeen has the internet ffs

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:35, archived)
I know

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:39, archived)
I'm in York
but 5 miles in the sticks they are snowed in
(I helped save b3ta! no longer a user, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:36, archived)
the cables will be frozen
turn your firewall up to maximum
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:37, archived)
I really shouldn't have laughed at that.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:38, archived)
then yout internets
are a little poo.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:38, archived)
This one time I was in a pub with my mate.
We were at the bar and then two really hot girls walk past, I told my mate to play it cool while we looked at them. What I didn't know was that one of the bar staff had lifted the bar up. Then I shit myself.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:38, archived)
You're all as I expected
If you'd have bothered to look at b3ta earlier, you'd have realised I have been a member for a lot of years more than most of you. You'd also have realised I came onto the site today because I'd been gazzed by members that really do give a shit about me.
(I helped save b3ta! no longer a user, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:43, archived)
ha ha what?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:45, archived)
One WAAAAAAAHMBULANCE here please.
This is one for Mike's list.

Get out, you failure.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:45, archived)
WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:46, archived)
I'm less than half your ID number and I don't know who you are.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:46, archived)
why are you being so ranty?
This it /talk. We're all cunts. And getting on your high horse here will only make them be more cunty towards you.

Also, you're not the only to be unemployed and do stupid things.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:46, archived)
My usernumbers bigger than your usernumber.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:46, archived)
No one gives a fuck how long you've been here, dullard.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:50, archived)
fuck off back to qotw shitcunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:53, archived)
Stand up, shut up, fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:55, archived)
So some people were nice to you, some people talked to you, some people called you names
YES WE WERE ALL CONFORMING TO THE SAME EXPECTATION, WELL DONE.







cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 3:03, archived)
4 years?
you're a blow in sweetheart
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:07, archived)