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you should do stand up

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
and...

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
do walk away from the computer.
lolololol
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
then Kill yourself

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
after you

(Dazzer, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:50, archived)
Hang on, you're not 'F1T The Comeback King' are you?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:51, archived)
you must be
the queen then ;-)
(Dazzer, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)
Can I get a Z

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:54, archived)
Can I get a I

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:54, archived)
You always have to have the last word, don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:54, archived)
:(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:55, archived)
Can I get a N

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:55, archived)
COMBO BREAKER

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:55, archived)
Can I get a G

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:55, archived)
What do you get?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:55, archived)
ZIYou always have to have the last word, don't you?NCOMBO BREAKERG

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:56, archived)
We should marry.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:57, archived)
PsychoChomp can't come to the wedding.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:57, archived)
'Course. I'll have a 'No Thin Lips' rule

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:58, archived)
Man I wish I had a great comeback to this.
F1T Where are you when I need you the most?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:01, archived)
It'd be something like
"You're the only no thin lips rule around here"
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:06, archived)
Or "your mums pussy lips are thin"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 19:01, archived)
Our babies would be GORGEOUS

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:57, archived)
I deleted the spaces, I don't know why.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:58, archived)
ZIYou always have to have the last word, don't you?NCOMBO BREAKERG

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:56, archived)
*high tens*
even though my keyboard spazzed and i had to edit it quick :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:57, archived)
"ZIYoualwayshavetohavethelastword,don't you?NCOMBO BREAKERG"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:57, archived)
This one's not on the popular page you bunch of cunts.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 19:34, archived)
Who are you by the way,
you've been a member for 5 years and I've only noticed you in the last week.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:52, archived)
i hibernate
for long periods
(Dazzer, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:13, archived)
and is it surprising
that i dont post much as when you do you get treated like a cunt
(Dazzer, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:27, archived)
Awwww did the big scary meanies on a website upset you?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:28, archived)
not really i find it quite sad
when some people feel the need to be brave on the internet when in reality they are sad pathetic individuals
(Dazzer, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:31, archived)
Yeah, you are totally giving these bullies what for.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:34, archived)
I've decided to turn my whole life around.
And I'd like to thank F1T for making me see the error of my ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:44, archived)
stick at what you know best
being a cunt
(Dazzer, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 19:18, archived)
Awww.
I thought you didn't love me any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)
i am warming to you
let me put another log on :P
(Dazzer, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:26, archived)
piston broke?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:44, archived)
i really need to get round to transcribing his routine
so that i can do it at a stand up gig.
this is genuine by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:47, archived)
I don't think anybody has managed to listen to the whole thing.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:49, archived)
I have...
I have...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:50, archived)
...mostly

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:51, archived)
I was squirting in my seat all the way though. I may write it all out tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:55, archived)
if you do i absolutely promise to read it out on stage,
word for word.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:56, archived)
This, is a challenge.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)
also an opportunity for people
to meet ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:01, archived)
CATG!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:02, archived)
does that still even happen?
if not i'd have to find an open mic night thing somewhere. i think this could work. i'll get doveston to play some funky bongo beats in the background for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:04, archived)
i have a lot.
i managed to write out a few lines and everything.
i truly reckon i could make it funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:51, archived)
Say it all backwards with a Tiny Tim soundtrack

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:54, archived)
if anyone wants to make a script of it,
i will willingly come to london and perform it at the george.
deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:55, archived)
I reckon I'd be quite good at stand up
at times at least...
when i have a rant about stuff I normally have people laughing...

although I don't think quick enough to handle hecklers...

saying that, I suppose it's all preparation
(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:51, archived)
i get people laughing whenever i wants to.
that don't mean i'd be no good at standup innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:52, archived)
i once spent ten minutes talking about how my mother punched a beagle,
and a crowd of laughing people gathered.
true story.
maybe i could do stand up! about my mum punching a beagle.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)