Agh. Fucksocks
I'd rather stay where I am like a stubborn cunt, to be honest.

I'm sure if I jumped, I'd make a big fucking hole.
(David Fishwick Minibus Sales - notmad.co.uk, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:18, archived)

I will be thin, fit and sexy
by July next year so I'll be safe to jump
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:19, archived)

Are you indulging in some sort of
world 'strenuous sex with at least a dozen random strangers every day for 12 months' record?
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:21, archived)

Strenuous, carefully photographed sex one hopes

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:22, archived)

*adjusts tripod*

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:24, archived)

*gives it teh flu and claims victory for the human race*

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:27, archived)

Ulllllllllllllla

( Dekazer, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:28, archived)

*signs up*

(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:22, archived)

if only
it would be a good way to get exercise and stop me wandering into the kitchen to see if there's anything to eat
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:23, archived)

*buys ticket to Edinburgh*
*locates 11 strangers along the way*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:25, archived)

Women exercise during sex?
Blimey, I'll have to try that new Lying Still routine.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:23, archived)

I only lie still
when there's ropes involved
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:26, archived)