
www.worldjumpday.org/
...and has anyone pointed out that if the molten outer core didn't act like a shock absorber anyway, their theory would in fact cause us to either crash into the Sun or float off into deep space?
Way to try and destroy Earth, you webmong cunts!
( , Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:16, archived)

I'd rather stay where I am like a stubborn cunt, to be honest.
I'm sure if I jumped, I'd make a big fucking hole.
( , Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:18, archived)

by July next year so I'll be safe to jump
( , Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:19, archived)

world 'strenuous sex with at least a dozen random strangers every day for 12 months' record?
( , Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:21, archived)

it would be a good way to get exercise and stop me wandering into the kitchen to see if there's anything to eat
( , Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:23, archived)

*locates 11 strangers along the way*
( , Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:25, archived)

Blimey, I'll have to try that new Lying Still routine.
( , Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:23, archived)

the event we considered organising (for charity) called Speed the World Up - the world is slowing down so we were going to get huge groups of people all over the place to all run east-west at the same time to treadmill the planet a bit faster...
( , Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:18, archived)

Lining thousands upon thousands of people up along the equator and getting them all to run east to west for a half mile or so.
I'd doubt that it'd work, though.
( , Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:21, archived)

Maybe.
Let's push the USA away from us faster!
( , Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:22, archived)

It's a total load of old arse.
I think you should start a campaign to get millions of people to shout "BADGERS" all at the same time, see if this can end war.
( , Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:24, archived)

but a cursory glance without bothering to read it would suggest that
a) If it did work, it wouldn't be a good idea.
b) If it doesn't work, what's the point?
I demand answers.
( , Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:19, archived)

unless they find loads of people who can jump right off the planet, which they probably can't.
( , Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:22, archived)

I am assuming that is taking the piss? if not, just how stupid do they think the world's population is? ...actually, don't answer that...
( , Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:22, archived)

that they want people on opposite sides to jump at the same time, thus nullifying the attempt completely.
I suspect it's a trap for stupid people. They will secretly film the mongs who signed up on the 20th of july 2006, and then publish the video on the same site with the title "Look! We made all these mongs jump! HAhAHAHahahahaHAHA!".
( , Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:21, archived)