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Have we seen this...?
www.worldjumpday.org/

...and has anyone pointed out that if the molten outer core didn't act like a shock absorber anyway, their theory would in fact cause us to either crash into the Sun or float off into deep space?

Way to try and destroy Earth, you webmong cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:16, archived)
I signed up for that earlier this year.

(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:17, archived)
Agh. Fucksocks
I'd rather stay where I am like a stubborn cunt, to be honest.

I'm sure if I jumped, I'd make a big fucking hole.
(David Fishwick Minibus Sales - notmad.co.uk, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:18, archived)
I will be thin, fit and sexy
by July next year so I'll be safe to jump
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:19, archived)
Are you indulging in some sort of
world 'strenuous sex with at least a dozen random strangers every day for 12 months' record?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:21, archived)
Strenuous, carefully photographed sex one hopes

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:22, archived)
*adjusts tripod*

(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:24, archived)
*gives it teh flu and claims victory for the human race*

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:27, archived)
Ulllllllllllllla

(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:28, archived)
*signs up*

(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:22, archived)
if only
it would be a good way to get exercise and stop me wandering into the kitchen to see if there's anything to eat
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:23, archived)
*buys ticket to Edinburgh*
*locates 11 strangers along the way*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:25, archived)
Women exercise during sex?
Blimey, I'll have to try that new Lying Still routine.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:23, archived)
I only lie still
when there's ropes involved
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:26, archived)
not unlike
the event we considered organising (for charity) called Speed the World Up - the world is slowing down so we were going to get huge groups of people all over the place to all run east-west at the same time to treadmill the planet a bit faster...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:18, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:20, archived)
Like it!
12 hour days.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:20, archived)
I thought about doing that once
Lining thousands upon thousands of people up along the equator and getting them all to run east to west for a half mile or so.

I'd doubt that it'd work, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:21, archived)
You could speed up continental drift that way!
Maybe.

Let's push the USA away from us faster!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:22, archived)
Of course it wouldnt work
It's a total load of old arse.

I think you should start a campaign to get millions of people to shout "BADGERS" all at the same time, see if this can end war.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:24, archived)
OK
www.allshoutbadgerstoendwar-man.org.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:40, archived)
I'm no expert on these things,
but a cursory glance without bothering to read it would suggest that

a) If it did work, it wouldn't be a good idea.
b) If it doesn't work, what's the point?

I demand answers.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:19, archived)
they might now be the answers you seek
young Paduan
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:21, archived)

answers young boys
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:22, archived)
Momentum conservation says it won't work
unless they find loads of people who can jump right off the planet, which they probably can't.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:22, archived)
Riiiiight
I am assuming that is taking the piss? if not, just how stupid do they think the world's population is? ...actually, don't answer that...
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:22, archived)
and nevermind
that they want people on opposite sides to jump at the same time, thus nullifying the attempt completely.

I suspect it's a trap for stupid people. They will secretly film the mongs who signed up on the 20th of july 2006, and then publish the video on the same site with the title "Look! We made all these mongs jump! HAhAHAHahahahaHAHA!".
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Aug 2005, 13:21, archived)