XTREEM JIZZBEE

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)

What's so extreme about extreme frisbee then?
Just looks like normal frisbee.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)

I'm also going Pizza Express tonight. I like Pizza Express.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)

I love Pizza Express.
Best of ALL the Pizza chains.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)

Are you sure?
or did you have to ask?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:04, archived)

You try one, the rest just fall like dominoes.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:06, archived)

There's no way I'm topping that.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:16, archived)

There is one of those on the street I live.
I've only been there the once or twice, it seems to have a lot of partys for 17 year olds.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:37, archived)

Are you going to the one on my road?
Because, if you are, I could meet you afterwards for a drink.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:38, archived)

Er, no.
Ruislip. Where I live.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:44, archived)

Too good for Southgate, is it?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:44, archived)

OH MY DAYS !
I don't know where he gets off dissin' me yard, when he and his bredwin get cussed out by all the other crews.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:47, archived)

He's a snob, gonz. Dude uses a knife and fork to eat pizza.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:49, archived)

I bet he sometimes gets spare-ribs and doesn't even need a wet-wipe afterwards.
I bet he even frowns at me for using a piece of bread as a wet-wipe and then eating it afterwards.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)

SCUMZ!

Fuck sake, next you'll say you don't order your chinese using the said local dishes' dialect....whilst smoking 3 pipes.

EDIT: also, Southgate...yes.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:54, archived)

Bah, too thin.
I like my pizza like I like my women: Fat, dense and covered in grease.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:03, archived)

No idea why the americans called it Ultimate. I think it's a little arrogant tbh

( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:36, archived)

Because they don't want to answer the question "Do you do any sports?" with the answer
"Yes....frisbee."
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:37, archived)

Can you do it competitively?
I thought you just stood and threw the frizbee at each other and had a laugh, I don't know how you can 'win' with it.
( moohalaa, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:41, archived)

You don't have the frisbee rammed down your jap's eye.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:42, archived)

First one to catch it by bending over and make the frisbee disappear gets 10 points.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:43, archived)

Catching it widthways with a "Y" drawn on your left bumcheek and "!" on the right gets you how many?

( Druid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:45, archived)

12 points
and everyone on the field shouts "Yo!"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:48, archived)

Points are awarded for number so succesful catches, distance, artistic presentation, lack of teethmarks on the frisbee at the end of the game and the dog not shitting on the field of play.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:44, archived)

When I was TWELVE
I used to "win" at frisbee by throwing it wildly high and far, and blame it one the other person, who would then have to go and fetch it like a little dog.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:44, archived)

Yes you can
it takes some time to explain it though, and I'm shit at explaining things
( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:49, archived)

it takes some time to explain it though, and at explaining things
oh man I love strikethroughs.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:52, archived)

My answer was the better one here.
You should delete yours.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:53, archived)

You're a horrible bully

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:53, archived)

AND, most importantly: Nobody cares anyway.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:52, archived)

apart from Moohala asking

( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)

I going to go out on a limb and bet that he doesn't really want an answer, and if he does, he doesn't care what it is.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:57, archived)

SHUTUPICANTHEARYOULALALALALALA

( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:58, archived)

I DID, I WAS BEING NICE
YOU NARKY NECKFAIL
( moohalaa, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:58, archived)

haha, you mongyfaced liar.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:00, archived)

no u

( moohalaa, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:13, archived)

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(Noit's Parking Account, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)

yessssssss

(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6675123
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)