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JMG. Near some girls.
Who's tonight's Wide Knight?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:29, archived)
Spot on
alright jam master woop woop carbomb.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)
I have eight tickets for Saturday.
Train travelling nonce hoofing glory.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:33, archived)
A journey to the land that time forgot, eh?
Hope you've had your aids jabs, they're riddled with it down there.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)
They're taking a stance against masks this year.
Which is a difference as per their stance against bush rustlers over recent years.
*High Fives all round!*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)
lolololol

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:44, archived)
Fucking hell.
Kill me now.

b3ta.com/questions/letterstheywillneverread/post658982#answers-post-659336

I mean, why share that shit on HERE?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:48, archived)
Oh sweet tittyfucking christ
I'm in fits of fucking laughter here. Oh man.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:50, archived)
I nearly put down 'was he any good?'
And had a fit of 'I can't be arsed with the gazzes' and didn't post it.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:53, archived)
this, but 'but did he have soft hands?'

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:54, archived)
He says he 'wanked him off' so one can only conclude that he did blow his load.
So...every cloud..
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:00, archived)
'He caused me so much pain'
Did he have knobbly hands then?

On the internet
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:02, archived)
RA RA AH AH AH ROMA ROMA MA GAGA MOOHALAA

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)

raraahahahromaromamagagaoohlala.com/
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:05, archived)
Yes, I suppose if you're going to be inappropriate
You really should be funny as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:54, archived)
Speaking of which
how's the amateur racism going?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
Really well
I've got a few gigs coming up
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
BACK OF THE NET!

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)

+L
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
IN OFF THE REDS!

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:00, archived)
Even if they send you death threats (as they did with me last time I tried dark humour over there), what are they going to do?
I mean really.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:06, archived)
I'm thinking of Cr3.
He's a busy man, he doesn't need the added bother of dealing with the modgazzer generals over there.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)
Hahahaha
JA is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:51, archived)
lmfao oh jesus

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:54, archived)
I'm going to need a surname for Les

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
Dawson

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
Touching.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
Win***nett

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:00, archived)
hahahaha
yep.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:00, archived)
Clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:01, archived)

@ OOOOF
too far?
(I helped save b3ta! Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney, Thu 11 Mar, 00:00, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:04, archived)
Aha, this is the bit when you post my polite message asking you to stay within the boundaries of the website that we all subscribed to when we joined.
edit: thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:10, archived)
I didn't realise what he'd posted at first, I just figured it was a pun.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:13, archived)
I didn't realise what a humourless cunt he could be. I must be going soft.
I only know his surname because he's posted it on here. I'm not a stalker.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
I didn't say it wasn't funny

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:16, archived)
Goandfuckakid

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:00, archived)
Letthisbeourlittlesectret

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:01, archived)
Surely it's
Les Thisbeourlittlesecret

?
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:02, archived)
Surely it's
Les beamassiveracist

?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:03, archived)
Surely it's
Oh fuck off you tedious cunt

?
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:04, archived)
Stop talking to yourself, wormulus
it's unseemly.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:06, archived)
Hey, you're like the funniest guy on the net man!
Wowee, I bet you're constantly pissing your pants with laughter
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)
Would he be funnier if he shouted 'WOGS!' at the end of his post?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:09, archived)
Calm down dear
it's only pixels. You abysmal racist fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:12, archived)
You're really shit Finn, really, really shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
Les Getupseteverytimeitsmentionedandlooklikeanevenbiggerwanker

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:07, archived)
You're such a shit troll

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)
Says the bloke who ended up getting upset when trying to drop the n-bomb.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:09, archived)
Lol
I just thank the lord each day that I'm not you, or in any way like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:11, archived)
I'm sure the irony is not wasted on AB

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:12, archived)
True dat

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
Come onnn Amorous, Wicca is probably asleep
you can try to get someone riled on the net and wank yourself off. Come on AB, WANK! WANK YOURSELF HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:12, archived)
Quickly troll
call her fat!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
Now Phoenix that's not very nice
is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:16, archived)
Hang on a minute.
You were the one who's tried to be edgey [sic] and offensive, and failed miserably. Doesn't that make you the shit troll? Or do you just think "troll" means "someone I disagree with"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:12, archived)
I know a shit troll when I see one

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:13, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
It's a spastic shitcunt
by my reckoning.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
It's a racist spastic shitcunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
I'm going right out here to say that I'm a fan of Mr Montague's Magic Hat.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
Byan

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:03, archived)
Befriends
/playground
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:04, archived)
We should totally les up together

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:10, archived)
I'm not quite sure what the fucker's complaining about
I've paid good money to be wanked off by Les.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:17, archived)
Miserablés

(I helped save b3ta! __, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:11, archived)
This is a comedy website
I can only assume he finds it amusing. Thank fuck for that cause I reckon it's hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:05, archived)
Seriously. Some of you best be quick.
I'm in serious danger of getting away with knowing one of them without any of you jumping in and telling them why they shouldn't like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
I'll find out their MSN info.
Hang on cyber daters.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:33, archived)
Hiya
Dangerously low on Carlsberg here
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)
JMG
Fat bird talks to you on facebook - what do you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)
Forward to Moohalaa.
MOOHALAA FOR NON-QUEER RELATIONS IN 2010!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:36, archived)
nobody bothers doing the internet knight these days, atleast during the evening shift, during the day has always been best for that, more needy dullards justifying their lives and jobs by posting on a forum

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)
I had some lunch
more news as it happens.
Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:36, archived)
Spotties at the office will do anything to protect a fat bird from the evils of putting out.
Online.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:38, archived)
The dayshift are a bunch of wankers. Some cunt got upset at me earlier on because I don't listen to the radio.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:42, archived)
You are a fucking cunt if you don't listen to the radio.
Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:43, archived)
That said,
I had Radio 1 on on Monday night when I went to bed and when I woke up yesterday morning Chris Moyles was telling us all about the adverts he had watched the previous night. How does he get away with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:44, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6722603
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:46, archived)
TL:DR

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)
Summery: Some people got upset because I don't listen to the radio and called them wankers.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:48, archived)
I'm fairly sure you were correct
and anyone what disagrees is a massive fucking spastic, JA. That's how it goes down around here. *fives*
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:52, archived)
Oi.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:53, archived)
I've no real opinions towards the radio, babes. I just wanted to see Druid get upset.
I seemed to have roped in a few other mongs as well with that tactic though.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:56, archived)
But cotwoof just called me a spastic just because I called you a cunt.
It's not fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
You weren't in the original thread, it doesn't count.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
So now I don't count?
Fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:00, archived)
I once texted Aled Jones the word "shitfuck"
he didn't reply.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:46, archived)
Fuck you Neptune
you massively sexy fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:45, archived)
I'm going to a football match in May.
Who'd have thought it.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:45, archived)
I've not been much this season
mainly because it's an hour's drive and the pub's a minute's walk. alcolollic.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
This one time
I ate a pie
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:45, archived)