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£150 would get you this - may be nsfw
www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=14033
(I helped save b3ta! the secret thingy .. Thanks for that, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:20, archived)
It's got a dirty bottom though

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:21, archived)
It would probably get more use.
SOLD!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:22, archived)
I usually feel quite disappointed after a wank
Imagine the level of despair I'd feel after spunking into £150 worth of plastic cunt
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:26, archived)
How can you be disappointed after a wank?
Are you so sexually inept that even your right hand is incapable of providing adequate satisfaction?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)
Maybe not so much disappointment
more "i wish that was a ladies vagina I'd just been pounding for the last 24 seconds"
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)
Awww...
there, there pet
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)
surely there's a point where realism becomes a bad thing
if it really feels like shagging a disentorsoed rectum, i'm not sure it's that sexy
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
although if you think of it as shagging someone REALLY disabled
it's pretty hot
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
the Truly Uncanny Valley

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:37, archived)
you could turn it inside out and fuck the prolapse

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)
*gets out debit card*

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:45, archived)
oh great, first I had to use Google to find out who Carmen Luvana is
then I have to have 20 instead of 17.5 wanks because of the new budget. I hope you're satisfied.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
I've never stuck my willy in anything designed my NASA before.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:09, archived)