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Sammi sent me a picture of her fanny and I thought it was her face so I had a sneaky wank while looking at it but then I realised it wasn't her clit it was a nose and then I did a sik in ma mouf

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:23, archived)
I got confused half way through writing that
shut up go away it's a long day
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:24, archived)
Did your willy do a mini sick too?
D'you think she has vagina dentata? And if she has, are her minge teeth better than her face teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:26, archived)
They're all sideways
You decide which set of teeth I'm talking about there
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:27, archived)
I'm going to have to take a shower after thinking about that

strikethrough at will
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:27, archived)

+y
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:31, archived)
why I oughta...

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:35, archived)
Her minge wears braces.
It looks like half digested raw meat that has been caged.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:32, archived)

meat

fish
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:35, archived)
She got fillings in her fanny
It looks like it's eaten an angry wasps nest
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:35, archived)
It looks like a jar of peanut butter that's had its first scoop

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:36, archived)
It looks like salami that's been left out in the sun so it's all sweaty and shimmering with heat haze

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:37, archived)
It looks like a bag of bacon that's been pecked by pigeons

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:39, archived)
It looks like a cow pat that's been trod in by a fat hiker and it's cracked the surface to show the maggots

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:39, archived)
It looks like something from the bottom of a butcher's bin

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:41, archived)
It looks like a bust haggis

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:42, archived)
It looks like a dog being sick into a can of beans

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:44, archived)
Properly lolling in the office here
this wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:45, archived)
This
Not sure I can top that!
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:46, archived)
It looks like the Predator eating a kebab

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:45, archived)
It looks like an armchair that's been mauled by a rabid fox
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(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:48, archived)
Hahahah
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:50, archived)
It look like someone stapled a mong's mouth open

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:55, archived)
she's the first woman to be born with a harelip on her cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:57, archived)
It looks like a fat person's elbow

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:11, archived)
It looks like klingon Glah

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:38, archived)
Her fanny has more ridges than worf's forehead

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:39, archived)
Odo can sucessfully replicate her.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:39, archived)
Even Riker wouldn't.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:40, archived)
Hahaha
it looks like three kilos of raw mince in a hessian sack
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:40, archived)
A jar of peanut butter AND jam that's had it's first scoop
so it's all brown and red
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:38, archived)
eurgh
eurgh
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:46, archived)
I'M A DELIGHTFUL YOUNG LADY

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:47, archived)