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No.
My hair has been many colours in my life, but never, ever ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:09, archived)
Nor is it chavvy or full of gel.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:10, archived)
You are FAIRLY chavvy, be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:11, archived)
I bet he has some black polyester trousers with white stripes down the seams

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:12, archived)
LIES! SLANDEROUS LIES!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:16, archived)
I don't even know how.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:15, archived)
Come on.
All that "business" (and it's in the past and I love you and I'm glad it all worked out and you are happy, you know) wouldn't have been out of place on a Jeremy Kyle. And you wear shell suits, drink Special Brew and on your passport your occupation is given as "Twocker".
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:19, archived)
You fucking liar.
Special brew is foul.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:21, archived)
I LOVE YOU YES I DO

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)
harsh
cr3 calls me a chav because I want a Staffie
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:21, archived)
Chav.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)
Chav.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)
fucking hell, you might as well tie your hair in a Chelsea Facelift and get a white tracksuit
you revolting council-estate trollop.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:30, archived)
Get a Staf/English Mastiff cross instead.
Looks the same but five times bigger. Then you can look even smaller, as everyone will think it's a normal staf.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:34, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:58, archived)
haha poor people

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