I used to use Pantene Radiant Red
then they stopped making it. Then I used Sunsilk's shampoo for gingers and they stopped making that too. The fucking cunts.

Now I use Aussie shampoo and conditioner. It has macadamia nut in it and adds moisture to your hair. And it smells lovely.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:03, archived)

When I had hair someone left a bottle of their "three minute miracle" or something like that in my shower.
It gave me an afro. A ginger afro. The worst kind of afro.
( Zuowan, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:06, archived)

worst BEST
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:08, archived)

You know I'm resolutely pro-ginger,
but afros are probably not our strong point.
( Zuowan, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:15, archived)

It was probably meant to be saffron coloured. And you can't spell saffron without affro.

Would work better without that second f. Also for the utter tenuousness of it.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:09, archived)

They've clearly been shut down by anti-ginger campaigners.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:06, archived)

It's discrimination.
Fucking cunty wanky cunts.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:09, archived)

It's they're fault for behaving like there's nothing wrong with being ginger.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:11, archived)

i like aussie stuff
but it's expensive
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:14, archived)

There's loads of 2 for £6 offers on at the moment.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:15, archived)

i've only just bought some pantene so i'll see when i've run out of that

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:16, archived)

£1.10 is quite cheap for shampoo, actually.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:20, archived)

oh god
OH GOD
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:22, archived)

Are you using Herbal Essense right now?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:22, archived)

:(
what with this, the saffron joke and the fact that you used the wrong 'their' in a reply to blue star...

i think we should see other people
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:27, archived)

You'll only just come crawling back
like a boomerang worm.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:32, archived)