JOANNA IS A STUPID HEARTLESS BITCH

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:35, archived)

Badge, you're a good nonce detective.
What's your opinion on JLS releasing a brand of children's dolls and products, and also a line of condoms?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:41, archived)

This is nearly as good as that time we went to see vICE for your 15th birthday and they insisted on giving us a hug in our pants.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:50, archived)

Yes.
JOANNA IS A STUPID HEARTLESS BITCH
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:49, archived)

The original story behind that appears to have been deleted :(

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:51, archived)

I prefer it being all LOL-IRRELEVANT.
What was the story?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:52, archived)

Some whining autism banging on about his first(and quite possibly only) girlfriend.
The story itself was really dull, he just finished it off by writing 'JOANNA, YOU STUPID HEARTLESS BITCH'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:56, archived)

It's almost beautiful.
Like a one line poem.
I'm replacing "I like eggs" with "JOANNA IS A STUPID HEARTLESS BITCH"
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:58, archived)

Did you ever get to see the I like eggs things I made for you?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:04, archived)

Yes.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:14, archived)

Oh, is it QOTW?
Oh, I hope so
(__, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:53, archived)

he already lost one lifeline

( mongychops, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:57, archived)

We've ruled this one out
b3ta.com/questions/relationships/post934459
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:00, archived)

not me, don't rush into it

( mongychops, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:04, archived)

I know that, I'm keeping the spectators informed here Mongy, it's like those recaps they have on X Factor.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:08, archived)

we need our own music and premium rate phone line

( mongychops, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:12, archived)

And some glamorous but otherwise pointless bint for the gays to sympathise with.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:14, archived)

Hmmm....
£150k / 5 years = £30kpa
52 weeks * 35 hours = 1820.
30k / 1820 = £16/hour

.... so, if anyone wants an easy shag for £16, that LittleMissSunshine's rates are more than resonable given the economic climate. She'd have to do her own tax though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:06, archived)

Woh', I just took a peek at her profile, she's got the same gut-aids as me !
We'd have to get to ensuites for the honeymoon, but I'm sure that is doable.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:10, archived)

an hour? will she do the washing up after, lol, sex

( mongychops, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:10, archived)

I think it counts as cheating if you get yourself almost ready to burst before entering the room and then just paying for the 15 seconds you're actually with her for.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:12, archived)

Sorry
1-year contract minimum.

Maybe I should offer corporate rates too.
(littlesunshine licked your blinky diodes on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)