my lost loves are people I was too wet to make a move on
the people I actually went out with, I either got fed up with, or ended up (just the one) happily married to.

My advice is to go on holiday, somewhere hot, where lots of random people are up for holiday sex.
( rob, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 23:03, archived)

I live in scotland.
Excluding the hot part, the rest if virtually at my front door.
(Nirmeth My ignore list is fucking huge. Hint., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 23:05, archived)

Scotland had two hot days this year
You're not trying.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 23:06, archived)

True.
And with snow in November, some could argue that I have left it a little late.
(Nirmeth My ignore list is fucking huge. Hint., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 23:08, archived)

This is Scotland we're talking about
These are the warm days
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 23:10, archived)

or at least where they walk around not wearing a lot so you can have a good look.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 23:05, archived)

you can't get arrested for looking
well you can, but still, it's good sport
( rob, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 23:07, archived)

Thats why
polaroid wraparound sunglasses were invented. For the discerning perv.
(Nirmeth My ignore list is fucking huge. Hint., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 23:19, archived)

it aint coming to my house

( mongychops, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 23:07, archived)

what aint?

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 23:09, archived)

the needy cunt at the start of this bollox

( mongychops, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 23:11, archived)

show them your bollocks in a pint glass, that'll cheer them up! G'wan!

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 23:11, archived)

whoa, i don't inject drugs anymore, those days have gone

( mongychops, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 23:15, archived)

By fuck this^

( CowJam, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 23:16, archived)