Thank fuck for you
I thought the deviance of this board was about to be totally diluted by todays influx of twee cunts.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:52, archived)

it has been a bit twee at times hasn't it?
*flashes norks*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:54, archived)

*orally stimulates nipples to the point of ache*

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:55, archived)

Phwoar.
*averts eyes*
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:55, archived)

You'll get her locked up for paeding

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:55, archived)

I don't mind
as long as there's suitable restraints
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:56, archived)

Such as handcuffs?

( Malchick, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:58, archived)

that's a good start, yes
and I still have a mark on my wrist from where I got trapped by my underwire
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:58, archived)

Is "underwire"
the name of your gimp ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:00, archived)

no it's the part of my bra
that I got my hand trapped by
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:01, archived)

*swan dives in*
Wooooo Hooooo!
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:56, archived)

Looks like I got here just in time
*makes inappropriate suggestions about humping a still warm corpse*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:55, archived)

I believe Miss Mowlam is available.

( Malchick, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:56, archived)

available lubed up and trussed up in Fenris's's's cellar
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:57, archived)

-_-
Which fucker squealed?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:06, archived)

sorry
*hangs head in shame*
but I thought it would cheer woat up no end
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:10, archived)

thing
is when he asked for woman who was bald,I dont think thats the kinda thing he meant.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:58, archived)

*kills dog*
*bums it*

*fingers Les Dennis*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:56, archived)