Over on /links they've started a doctor who food thread.
twitpic.com/58tsnk

Is this the b3taest thing ever?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)

F.O.B.T.L

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)

F.O.B.T.Y.M.S.L.C.B.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)

foad
youtu.be/9nAKwjp66mQ
rightimof
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)

youtu.be/6hJ83KmnlW
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

? why would you do this?
www.scatpornblog.com/bestscatsex2/38/images/scat-porn06.jpg

you no life shitcunt?

curious
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)

what a fucking tedious shitporn posting cunt

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)

i used to think mike was alright, but then I realised his life consists of sitting on his arse, cataloging the indiscretions of b3ta.com, as he seems them
what a sad fucking cunt
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)

If it makes you feel any better I've always thought you were a cunt.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)

good
the only thing you've ever done that was remotely interesting was holding a camcorder while your friend managed to catch a hat on his head
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)

One up on you then dewd.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)

calm down

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)

Good one.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)

it's ok, how are you

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)

fuck off you tedious prick
/ac
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)

You've made a friend MW.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)

two. i thought we'd bonded as well?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)

Terrible atmosphere here tonight.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)

Everyone's so angry :'(

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)

CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!
*cuddles*
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)

Well this was clearly a popular idea.
:(
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)

I fucking hate the lot of you.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)

You're getting an extra-special cuddle then.
You clearly need it.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)

that's my line!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

I WILL HAVE ONE!
It's scary here tonight *shudders*
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)

Hurrah!
*cuddles*
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)

*sighs*
I don't like it :-(
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)

*cuddles HARDER*

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)

*chokes*
*to*
*death*
meeeeeeehhhhhhhh..goodbye /talk...
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)

Don't worry
There are some comedy breasts on UKGOLD
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)

i said this about three years ago

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)

it's even on his crappy list

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)

Dekion's posting scat porn cr3, ban him pls.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)

you should be banned

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)

What's he done to deserve a banning?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)

shitporn.
probably less bad than posting a new thread in caps, you know, if someone's at work a picture of people shitting on each other is probably less likely to get them fired than a new thread, in caps.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)

Where has he posted shit porn?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)

dekion copied the link
before he changed it to pictures of cats
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)

No that was just dekion being a cunt and trying to get people fired.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)

well i clicked on your link and it was shitporn so don't fucking treat me as if i'm some kind of cunt
you cunt.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)

cunt cunty cunt cunt
cunto cunt
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)

He's making you look a right cunt.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)

terrible bullying of the lovely MW

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)

I don't think he did.
I think your medication may be wearing off.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)

ok doc best take some more innit

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)

Well, it's cats sooooo....

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)

Isn't pissing about on the internet instead of working likely to get you fired anyway?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:58, archived)

i hope so

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)

you should add yourself to your list
as you have no life

imjussaayin
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)

I really don't know how posting pictures of cats disguised as a shit dekion link has got you so upset.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)

you posted shitporn
don't be a cunt
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)

No I didn't it's cats.
It's cats
S'cats.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)

it was raining cats a minute ago

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)

i'm not remotely upset, as well you know
but let's pretend i am so you can log it in your spreadsheet
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)

Cry for me Dekion!

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)

cry me a liver

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)

95th one down you cunt.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)

Let's not forget this one from earlier.
b3ta.com/talk/7211586
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)

What a hypocunt.
He's supposed to be going out but obviously thought he'd made a friend when it looked like I'd posted a shit link in response.

It was in fact just cats.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)

me.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)

No they haven't.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

Hang on, I'll check all the archives and read every post to verify that.
It might be the second b3taest thing ever.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)

Thanks.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)

Who was it that remembered every single post on here ever?
Like Rain Man but with lunch threads instead of dropped toothpicks?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)

Kim Peek.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)

The search engine.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)

Woodside.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

I thought so.
Let's ask him.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)

LINK!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBoFC1auj30
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 22:58, archived)

I hope you're not 'pulling a dekion' as it's called.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)

Does that involve a prescription?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)

I thought b3ta was for funny pictures and general dickery, not fucking sci fi wank and comfort eating
 
BUT WHAT DO I KNOW
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)

NOTHING¬!!!!!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)