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Which dinosaurs wrote the most books?
The Brontesauruses.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)
The Brontes didn't write a lot of books
only a handful
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
Who the hell are the Brontes?
I'm on about dinosaurs here.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)
Next he'll be telling us that dinosaurs didn't write books at all and then push his glasses up his nose and breath in through his mouth

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)
Which dinosaur was best as driving in disguise?
The stigosaurus.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
Two three-horned dinosaurs were chatting.
"I wish I could wear the blouse of an american actress from Sex In The City," said one, "but those of Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon do not fit me."
The other replied "Try Sarah's tops". (triceratops)
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
What dinosaur was most fond of business attire?
The Tie-ranosaurus
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)
Which dinosaur tastes like toffee and almonds?
The Dime-trodon
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)
Which dinosaur captained the england football team
The John Terry-dactyl
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
Which dinosaur is made of bird shit?
The I-guano-don
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)
Which dinosaur holds your feet onto your legs?
The Ankle-yosaurus
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)
Which dinosaur is the first reptillian president of the USA?
The Barack-iosaurus
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:02, archived)
Which dinosaur doesn't like getting wet?
The Dryosaurus
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:05, archived)
Which dinosaur is fond of musical theatre?
The Camptosaurus
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:05, archived)
Which dinosaur is very inquisitive?
The Wannanosaurus
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
That sounds like a handful more than any other dinosaurs managed.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)
The Bachiosaurus composed the most music.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
The Pteranodons controlled the organised crime

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
Gorgon's control the editting of Saw films before the BBC screen them

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
Pterodactyls are ninja urinators.
THEY HAVE A SILENT P.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
BAH FUCKING DUM TISH

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
What were the best-qualified dinosaurs?
Diplomadocuses
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)

which dinosaur is mongychops's favourite? trisarahhardingtops
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
SSG's is the imgonnacommitsuicidosaurus

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
mikes is the cuddlyfluffbunnydactyl

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)
Which dinosaur stamps on the kettle before you get to make a drink?
Tea wrecks. (T-Rex)
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)
Which holiday package do dinosaurs that like to sing in rhyme while cycling down costal paths in france go on for their holidays on?
the Velo Sea Rap Tour
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
Which dinosaur organises James Carter's gig times?
A dragon. (drag on)
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)
Which dinosaur awards the lead singer of The Stooges a job in a university doing teaching?
Ig, you are a don. (iguanodon)
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)

HEL-LO!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
What dinosaur is the
sweariest?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
hahahaha fuk u!

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
FUCK YOU, SORE ARSE!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)

can I have some of your morphine
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)
NO.
Now that I am off my tits on MASSIVE DRUGS I'm about to drive home swerving all over the place and issuing pissy justice.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)
which is the only dinosaur whose extinction was not caused by a catastrophic comet impact but by its over-use in jokes?
the doyouthinkhesaurus
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
and the name of the dog of the only dinosaur whose extinction was not caused by a catastrophic comet impact but by its over-use in jokes?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
I think it was Bosco

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
Which dinosaur is the largest known Asian troodontid, with a skull length of 272mm (10.7 inches)?
A zanabazar.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)
haha! YES, I TOTALLY get that joke!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)
which is the ONLY acceptable unit?
a clade
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clade
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:55, archived)

worryingly close to glade
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:55, archived)
clade, cresh.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)
which dinosaurs are the oldest ones?
they are all the same age, they were put in the ground by god to test you
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)