Super, thanks!
I am eating a Co-op Truly Irresistable pizza. What r u doing?
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)

no fucking need for that is there

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)

It was 25% off!

(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)

pizza nom food nom
nom nom nom
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)

SADTIMES

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)

Not for me
Delicious, cheesy times happening over here.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)

you see, what they've sold you there is some pre-assembled cheese on toast that's too big to fit in the toaster, and you think it's a good deal, you have been conned
( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)

if there was ham
it would be the welsh national dish, no better though
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)

You've got it all wrong
I don't think it's a good deal. It's just a better deal than it was when it was full price.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)

I'll be honest here, I really don't care about gaining an accurate understanding of your motivations for buying a pizza, sorry but there it is, no offence
( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)

I'm glad that you added "no offence"
Because otherwise I would've been pretty hurt.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)

via the internet
it makes the pain more real
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)

but surely
the point of pizza is that someone else cooks it, brings it to the door, all you have to do is eat it and enjoy the fact there's no washing up to be done?
( Batsgirl, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:44, archived)

EXACTLY
In this situation the price-per-unit-of-ingredient comparison is subordinate to the factors of time-saving and convenience.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)

you've made pizza into maths
i curse your pubes with the fleas of a thousand camels and arms too short to scratch
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)

The multiverse IS math, my friend.
Ponder this. I'm going to go do stuff.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)

you mean masturbate of course

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

mathsturbate

( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)

that's what daffy duck does

( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)

I find your
priorities dubious.
( Batsgirl, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)

I thought we were on the same side on this issue!

(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

to me,
it feels slightly blasphemous to buy a pizza and cook it myself and have to wash up after.
( Batsgirl, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)

I'm visiting family
and borrowing their internet
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)

Cool, cool
Tell everyone I said hi.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)

my mum says hi

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)

That's nice of her
Is she going to make you a sandwich? Has she made you a sandwich?
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)

no
she's pestering me about a girl i've recently started seeing
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)

A LADY FRIEND?
A classy one, I hope.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:44, archived)

they have their own internet?
Holy crap. Does your Dad own Cisco?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:32, archived)

compuserve

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)