Good evening
how are you all?

*hugs*
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)

I'm feeling a little child
ish
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)

You're only half heartedly doing it as opposed to doing it full-on?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)

Pfft
www.b3ta.com/talk/7213528
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)

Oh now then.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)

Oh you scamp
Are you in that York tomorrow?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)

pfffft

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)

hello dear

( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)

hello harry
i hope your evening is going well so far. mongy might buy you a present. he is a very rich oliver sudden
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)

blood money tho mw, it aint worth having

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)

i'd give it all to charity

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)

or burn it like the klf

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)

I should probably give it here
www.rainn.org/
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)

i'm not clicking that

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)

Oh come on, it'd be like Friends Reunited for you.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)

it wouldn't.
i've never had any friends.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)

friends reunited...
how many people have been found and mutter under their breath
"christ it was hard enough to get rid of them once"
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)

not me

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)

I think you should probably get a ban for making light of Mongy's terrible news.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)

i'm going to ban myself over it

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)

hey, this isn't what she would want

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)

Just a stepping then?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)

2 steps this time
slide to the left
slide to the right...
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)

i'm sure as a nurse you could shout at her till she opened her eyes for a second or two to get confirmation :)

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)

I've finally figured out that nobody wants me here

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)

I want you
here
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)

That's sweet Just Harry
but I think Mike Woz Ere is right, I'm not wanted.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)

You still won't leave the house.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)

You know absolutely fuck all about my life
but you're another sad fucker crafting 'witty' replies on a board each night looking for internet validation that you're so funny even desperately pointing out your last comment in the hope of achieving your pathetic nightly goal of getting yet another dry bitchy comment on the popular page whilst you sit in your shack with bits of shite bmw parts strewn across the carpet wishing you could be somewhere else, back in the uk maybe, but can't because you'd be arrested for being a criminally tedious attention seeking fuckwit.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)

What you should do here, is declare that you're going out.
And then delete the thread 30 minutes after you've 'gone out'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)

I totally go out all the time
I've got loads of mates.

fuck you.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)

You've got internet mates to match the internet girlfriend?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)

And the internet job?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)

And are you all going off an internet holiday again this year?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)

Do we need some conflict resolution here?
I sense negative emotions from both parties.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)

noob

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)

Point conceded

(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:43, archived)

i'm going to imagine you
are sarah from team america, please don't spoil this mental image
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:43, archived)

Don't remember which one that was, so go for it!
I only remember the panther-housecats, for they were my favorite characters.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)

the 'psychic' one

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)

I think it would be a good idea, he'll only end up offering to sandpaper his table with my knees or somethig.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)

OK; we need agreement from all parties, so...
..MW, you in?
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)

i haven't been in from the outset

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)

That's a lie, you never go out.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)

This is the kind of thing
that is not productive in a relationship. I'm going now but we should set up a meeting, guys.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)

I'd be afeared to, he's offered to hit me at the next b@sh I go to.
:(
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)

not hard tho

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)

i need no crafty wit...
going coming
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)

it is a well crafted reply,

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)

i don't care what he thinks
i'm rubbish but nobody gets rid of me. i'm like herpes....i keep coming back
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)

terrible?
have his nuts been cut off by accident during a routine breast enlargement and he's been given a huge payoff?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)

alright Harry?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)

hello miss :)

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)

hey just harry, we were only talking shit in the thread bellow and now you have turned up

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)

I'm drawn to it
I've been able to avoid b3ta for so long only because the internet on my phone takes so long to load /talk
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)

hello darling
*continental kisses*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)

Super, thanks!
I am eating a Co-op Truly Irresistable pizza. What r u doing?
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)

no fucking need for that is there

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)

It was 25% off!

(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)

pizza nom food nom
nom nom nom
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)

SADTIMES

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)

Not for me
Delicious, cheesy times happening over here.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)

you see, what they've sold you there is some pre-assembled cheese on toast that's too big to fit in the toaster, and you think it's a good deal, you have been conned
( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)

if there was ham
it would be the welsh national dish, no better though
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)

You've got it all wrong
I don't think it's a good deal. It's just a better deal than it was when it was full price.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)

I'll be honest here, I really don't care about gaining an accurate understanding of your motivations for buying a pizza, sorry but there it is, no offence
( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)

I'm glad that you added "no offence"
Because otherwise I would've been pretty hurt.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)

via the internet
it makes the pain more real
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)

but surely
the point of pizza is that someone else cooks it, brings it to the door, all you have to do is eat it and enjoy the fact there's no washing up to be done?
( Batsgirl, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:44, archived)

EXACTLY
In this situation the price-per-unit-of-ingredient comparison is subordinate to the factors of time-saving and convenience.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)

you've made pizza into maths
i curse your pubes with the fleas of a thousand camels and arms too short to scratch
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)

The multiverse IS math, my friend.
Ponder this. I'm going to go do stuff.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)

you mean masturbate of course

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

mathsturbate

( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)

that's what daffy duck does

( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)

I find your
priorities dubious.
( Batsgirl, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)

I thought we were on the same side on this issue!

(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

to me,
it feels slightly blasphemous to buy a pizza and cook it myself and have to wash up after.
( Batsgirl, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)

I'm visiting family
and borrowing their internet
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)

Cool, cool
Tell everyone I said hi.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)

my mum says hi

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)

That's nice of her
Is she going to make you a sandwich? Has she made you a sandwich?
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)

no
she's pestering me about a girl i've recently started seeing
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)

A LADY FRIEND?
A classy one, I hope.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:44, archived)

they have their own internet?
Holy crap. Does your Dad own Cisco?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:32, archived)

compuserve

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)

alright

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)

alright

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)

hey

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)

hiya

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)

i have a brand new av receiver downstairs to play with.
Instead I am just sitting here getting repeatedly kicked in the face by a toddler.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)

Cheers for the update

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)

i want to know if the child has given permission
for his actions to be posted here
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)

I'm okay, thanks.
How are you?
( Batsgirl, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)

i'm very well
and quite pleased that i haven't harped on about my daughter
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:38, archived)

Say, Harry,
why not tell us all about your daughter?
( Batsgirl, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)

i got told off for it before
now i don't see much point, i utterly adore her and nothing i say is really going to interest you as none of you have met her and it's not really news as she's 15 months and growing up the same way lots of little people are. She's learnt to say bye bye so now she says it every time i leave the room
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)

15 months...
so we're reaching the tail end of the phase where she lulls you into a false sense of "this is easy enough" security, and moving into the bit where she can move quickly and is constantly learning new skills like unlocking the front door and trying to climb up bookshelves? Cute.

Not surprised you got told off, though.
( Batsgirl, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)

she's close to being able to unlock the car
and she can high five
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)

Still at work on my first day back after my holiday
Don't want to be here
( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)

i don't know you
please give me some information about yourself
3 facts would be good
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)

ideally, PIN, DOB, first pet's name
( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)

i was going to say
mothers favourite food
her address
and her top 10 preferred sexual positions
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)

I've got to say this is a better list

( vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)

i said address so he doesn't think i already know
/foot in the door months ago
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)

IN, DOB, first p
t's
ame +is size
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)

Already did this last week
Can't remember what I said now
( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)

You're staying late at work
just to fuck about on b3ta?
( Batsgirl, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)

Nah, shift finishes.......now
G'night
( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)

Ugh ugh guh
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!
(umbongotime meh.........., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)