Mostly I will be sitting about in my smelly old dressing gown
Then cooking for chums. But mostly I will be ruing sleeping on my left arm, the joints of which appear to be consumed by fire at the moment.
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bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:59,
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Boil a kettle then put your arm in the steam, carefully though
That'll ease your joints, and then prepare a poultice of rotten meat and roadside herbs
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Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:00,
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Welcome to middle age!
It's all downhill from here I'm afraid. (But it can be amusing)
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:02,
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I'm made entirely of broken rubbish this week
I'd get knocked back at the knacker's yard.
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bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:06,
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I was like that a few years ago
But after a refit and some sprucing up I'm twice as bad. Thank fuck for beer!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:08,
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