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Mostly I will be sitting about in my smelly old dressing gown
Then cooking for chums. But mostly I will be ruing sleeping on my left arm, the joints of which appear to be consumed by fire at the moment.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)
Boil a kettle then put your arm in the steam, carefully though
That'll ease your joints, and then prepare a poultice of rotten meat and roadside herbs
(, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)
That's tea sorted too
Thanks Theoban.
Ththanks.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)
Welcome to middle age!
It's all downhill from here I'm afraid. (But it can be amusing)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)
I'm made entirely of broken rubbish this week
I'd get knocked back at the knacker's yard.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)
I was like that a few years ago
But after a refit and some sprucing up I'm twice as bad. Thank fuck for beer!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:08, archived)