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why do girls wear make up and perfume?
because they are fat ugly bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)
It's funny because it's true!

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
how many irish does it take to change a lightbulb?
12, one to be a useless retarded alcoholic and the other eleven to starve to death due to lack of potatos.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)
How many George Bushes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fackin' loads, 'cos he's sao fick!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it into the oven until its bill withers..
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)
Q. Do you know the way to San Jose?
A. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)
..that smell
do try to keep up at the back
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)
THAT IS WHAT YOUR MUM SAID TO ME LAST NIGHT

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)