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I'm poorly kewpie
:(
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:47, archived)
me too
by dose in all bunged up

Been sniffing sitting next to some lass in marketing, Sasha or Saskia or something... I was apparently annoying her for quite a while... "Are you not well? Would you like a tissue" hint hint...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:50, archived)
oh yeah
sup?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:56, archived)
Get a nasal spray
just to annoy her even more.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:03, archived)
my wife
got addicted to them. No shit.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:09, archived)
Addicted? I can't use them
makes me baulk, I cant do eye drops either.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
or how about an inhaler
for proper internet autism ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:11, archived)
I use two Vicks inhalers at the same time for the ultimate high

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:15, archived)
You feel like a eucalyptus scented GOD

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
try sneezing all over your desk
Then she'll be yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)
No thanks
She said good things about Razorlight.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:11, archived)
What the shuddering fuck
is there to say about Razorlight that is 'good' apart from 'oh did you see all of Razorlight died in a plane crash this morning'?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)
I was sitting behind a guy at the theatre on Friday night
he kept sniffing and then wiping his nose up his forearm
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)
I had to deal with a marketing consultant today.
I was not impressed. She was all "there's no pretty pictures" and "we need customer buy-in" and "we need to draw customers in".

We don't, we're an NHS trust with geographically defined boundaries. People use us because they live in our catchment area.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)
aren't you being scrapped??
And the trust?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
No. We're a new type of NHS trust,
we've just become five or six times bigger thanks to takeovers of local services and I'm not going to be scrapped because I'm brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)

There was a leaflet put around a uni in the states about knob rot and getting tested for it and they didn't get much take up. However, next year they put a map on the leaflet and loads of people turned up.

Something like that, I probably nicked that from Freakonimics or a similar book
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:22, archived)
There's a google map
with an overlay defining our different divisions which I was rather proud of. Nobody's mentioned that though.

The site is simple and plain. It makes it easy to get information you're looking for and has pretty good accessibility shit built in. I thought that better than having a bells and whistles thing that people aren't going to be able to use.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)
As I tell our designers
It's the size of the button, not the shape of it.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)
S'up Jammy?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 19:54, archived)
Got a throaty thing herby.
It's not making me cough but it feels scratchy all the time, which is a tad annoying. I'm also full of snot and feel a bit shit.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)
Lockets, and hot tea
or bugger that and go for the whisky.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)
I'm not buying whisky
I'll sit and drink it all. I've been on tea and lempsip (not in the same glass).
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
*sends emergency get well lotion*
Rub it on your brow for maximum healing power.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)

brow scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)
Are you volunteering to apply it for me?

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)