alright Blue Star
I'm not bad thanks, and have just remembered that a) men who believe in the Ladder Theory are laughable pricks and b) men who believe in the Ladder Theory and make vast, self-indulgent Wordpress posts about it are really laughable pricks.

Also c) I am probably going to get banned from Wordpress before too long.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)

I don't even own An Ladder.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)

My theory about ladders is that they're sideways when you stand them up, and correctly oriented when lying down.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)

AARDVARK HAS BEST LADDER THEORY

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)

Keep on keeping on

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)

I just looked that up
"The ladder theory is a funny, scientific explanation of how men and women are attracted to each other. It also covers such topics as why women sometimes just want to be friends but men always want sex."
Now, I'm not one for sweeping generalisations, but stuff like this is always shite. I know lots of women I don't want to have sex with.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)

That reminds me, we were talking about A*****c T* C***y earlier on.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)

lol wut

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)

What it is right,
the term "ladder theory" is an Anglicised form of the Connaught Irish phrase "laodhár tíorigh", which roughly translates as "it's all women's fault I'm a whiny, self-hating prick with delusions of adequacy".
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)

Is this about that guy that was trying to knob your girlfriend again?

( magnum, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7216003
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)

Tell me of this "science" Earthman

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)

That's all you need to know.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)

*chin stroke*

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)

Stop stroking my chin.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)

This whole site is a car crash. If car crashes smelt of frustration and incompetence.
www.the-spearhead.com/2009/10/26/ladder-theory/
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)

I'm not going to read that shit
On account I might catch virginity off it
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)

The comments are the best (worst) bit.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)

That's just depressing
and every one of the losers on it will wonder why women fuck them over so badly
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)

women people will always
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)

it appears to be pure, unrefined idiocy

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)

Good god.
people take it seriously?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)

probably the same people
who think playing 'the game' is a good idea
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)