My bollock has been bitten by a fly.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)

You only have one?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)

I only have one that has been bitten by a fly.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)

Picky fuckers, those flies

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)

I knew a fly who lazily
would tell his friends
about his life
He never took his friends with him
when his life was so interesting
I knew the fly who lazily
Stood up, laid down and flew away.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)

OK

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)

So are we going to this gig together?
Or was it someone else I can't remember.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)

Probably
Having a kip now though
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)

good luck!
xx
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)

This is why I prefer buttons.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)

queer

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)

jelly

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)

peanut

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:41, archived)

I'm not sucking the poison out

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)

its gonna swell

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:41, archived)

How does it smell?

( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)

Yeasty

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)

Well you're almost certainly pregnant then
In nine months you'll give birth to a mini Jeff Goldblum.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

Perhaps you'll die.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)

Oh no, not again :(

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)

i dont need this shit now :(

( mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:05, archived)

Seems I'm gonna have to get the Boat of Sadness out again.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)

i reckon i'll pull through

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)

tom or danny?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)

Hahaha

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)

if you think that's weird wait until you find out about oral sex

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)

orals can have sex?

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)