I was a miner AND a docker
Beat that, drawing girl!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)

Err...
Raised by Tories in a nice house and a public school education. I'd only be there for the opposition
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)

I went to a public school too
But on a bursary and with second hand uniform on account of being skint and starving. I probably had rickets.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)

I bet you totally got picked on by the kids whose dads had porsches
I remember being laughed at because I didn't have a horse. Still haven't got my head round that one
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)

Horseless cunt.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

It still hurts :(

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)

I am well aware that my name could betray me here
But I was in a class with people called Giles, Alton and an actual Tarquin. One bloke's surname was actually Bourgeois. I lived in a council house and my mum worked in a chippy. Fuck knows what my dad was up to, he was long gone.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:12, archived)

I knew a girl who ACTUALLY WANTED TO NAME HER CHILD TARQUIN
Despite being at a Convent, we all still took the piss
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)

I know a bloke, a teacher, who changed his name to Tarquin Badger
He is a tory.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)

I'm deeply surprised

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:28, archived)

surpri arou
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)

*rubs thighs*

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

woah, woah, hang on, are you really a nun?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)

Her full name is SugarSpunSisterMaryBernadetteTheresa

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)

I'm totally a nun
and not a massive atheist like my online persona would have you believe.

Pesky keyboard, repent
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)

The point-of-contact staff at one of our biggest customers' head office are called Romyla and Cordelia.
Very ordinary surnames though.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)

You should still stab them

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)

Horsed up twats.
To hell with them darling, you're far too good for them.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

To be fair, I'm one of the few that didn't fuck up too massively
I WIN etc
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)