Hello Wormulus.
Wormulus New Victim Prey Person, welcome to /talk.
Here is some FREE advice:
1. Don't be a crybaby, if you are, fuck off over to QOTW Off-Topic. That's like /talk for autisms.
2. Don't thread-delete unless it's for humerous purposes.
3. When you get told to FUCK OFF, which you WILL be. Often. Don't go whinging to the mods, just man the fuck up and return any abuse you get in spades.
4. Have fun, it's what this place is here for. And don't get upset by us being cunts. It's just what we do here.
That's about it.
Now, have you already had your FREE introductory bumming?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)

I read her sig as "be gentle i mew"

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)

Aw hell no The LOVELY Kristine. That'd make her a furry.
Even I don't pander furries.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)

Look you
I've been looking at this place for a while now. If I couldn't look after myself or cry every time some, I believe the preferred term is twunt, calls me a spak or a mong I wouldn't have joined. Go for it big boy, I can give as good as I get given.
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)

HURRAH! Well done that legfail!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:44, archived)

not on talk, we will call you a cunt, you spastic chairbound shit machine, do the nhs a favour and die eh

( mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:44, archived)

no offence, like.

( MrA, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)

I'm pretty sure he does mean offense.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:53, archived)

Oi! That's The LOVELY mongy you're talking about The LOVELY Wildheart Baby.
He's too LOVELY to offend ANYONE.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:56, archived)

Lovely as that is...

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)

fuck

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:48, archived)

wait a minute
weren't we talking about playing the trumpet? this seems more like tromboning
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:52, archived)

I couldn't play a trombone.
I fail the arm count by one.
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:57, archived)

does that mean you go round in circles in your wheelchair?
just askin.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)

If I want to, which I dont.
They've invented this brilliant thing now. A wheelchair with a motor! Imagine that?
(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)

two stroke or four stroke?
two stroke is better
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:21, archived)