I really fucking hope to hell that you're not an actual parent

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)

Just because your little soldiers are too retarded to find an egg
doesn't mean it's the same for every man here.
( CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)

perhaps it would be better if it was

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)

True.

( CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)

I do my utmost to ensure my proto-machines
drown in a vat of churning stomach acid
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)

or at least in the eventual outcome of such a churn

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)

like the way a fly vomits on its food to digest it

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)

I'm not seeing how you arrived at this.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)

I leapt to the absolutely impossible conclusion
that it was your own child's letter.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)

Stupid boy.
Have you considered you might be a more jolly chap if you moved out of that depressing hole that is Poland?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy-xEzwdLBw#t=0m43s
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)

i know he is married and in his mid to late twenties, i also heard that although he is a cunt online sometimes he is as soft as shite really

( mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)

Oh Internet Stalkers, how you fail me.
Early 30s.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)

i only get my info from people you talk to, you may well lie to them, bit of a worry that, you ok sweetie? wanna chat?

( mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)

You're a disturbed man.
Have I upset you with my links? ahahaha. You never launch into one of these spats unless someone's upset you. Online. lulz.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)

you missed an e, you illiterate bastard

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)

You'ree righte.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)

i'm so upset, i wonder how this can ever end

( mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)

In the tried and tested way of /talk of course:
It ends when the thread becomes so wide
everything
is
like
th
is
.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)

/talk dont get that way anymore, slowly dying, the tedious go, the semi tedious are too scared to post and the good users were only ever me

( mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)

That's a shame.
/talk no longer capable of getting a wide-on. Full of used, shriveled old cunts.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)

he may well be just hoping that you never breed, i myself hope you die before sundown

( mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)

I'm going to burn a bivvy.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)

do what you want, how's your wife?

( mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)

Sitting not 2 feet away.
How's your bivvy?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)

all good, be a few weeks before i get it erected

( mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)

Exciting stuff.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)

if you say so

( mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)

you said erec...
oh i can't bring myself to
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)

I can
I think you were going to refer to his erection, hur hur hur fnar fnar oh what's the jesus shitting point of it all.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)

i'm gonna come back after a couple more drinks
see if i can bring myself to make it up to you all
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)

You can't bring yourself to erection?
Yeah I get that problem too
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)

shall we start a club?
more like a wet slap i suppose
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)

I'll take any junior member under my wing

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)