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I don't understand why people on maternity leave
bring their babies in to work. It's just showing off that their womb works and it's really disruptive.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)
if someone brought their baby in to my work i would char grill it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)
One time someone at church gave me their baby to hold while they went away for a bit,
it was really confused because I wouldn't let it suck my tits and it started crying.

Trying to reason with it proved futile.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)
why didn't you let it suck your tits?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)
because I'm one mean motherfucker.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)
shit dude, it was a baby, that is cold heartd

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)
In the resturant next door work there is a little dog like Rick Stine's one that they let walk around on it's own around Farringdon (central london), loads of people who work there know it and its never gone missing.
Quite amazing really when you think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)
there's a hair salon in Edinburgh that always has a pug in it.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)
Oh GLEE

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)
A dog in a restaurant?
Fuck that shit. I wouldn't eat anywhere that had a dog wandering round. I also wouldn't drink real ale anywhere that had vinegar on the tables.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:09, archived)
faggot

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:13, archived)