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So, if you were going to murder someone, what country would you reckon would be the best one, in terms of probably getting away with it?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)
what resources have i got?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)
We'll say whatever you have at the moment, plus $1000 in used, non sequential notes.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)
so how am i getting the mark in the country i pick, do i know them or do i have to befriend the mark?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)
You choose the target, and getting them to the location of your choice is your problem.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)
cool
i'm an eight year old boy in hong kong, i see my father murdered, , get a stepdad who is a cop, i become a cop, but i find my dads killer, then i fly to london and smash the fuck out of some cunt in covent garden with two pool balls in a sock and leg it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)
Why does the guy in Covent Garden keep his pool balls in a sock?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)
is it film synopsis quiz time again?

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
scum vs karate kid

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
Anywhere in South America.
Where life is CHEAP.
/Snuff blog
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
Ha.
That looks such a massive pile of shit that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)
It's MUCH better than I Spit On Your Grave The LOVELY Gingezilla.
*Panders*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)
Broken Britain.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
Big Sociopath.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)
China
Those barbaric cunts will do owt for a quid to keep quiet
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
Bollocks they will.
I STILL haven't been sent any container ships full of Ding-a-likes.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)
She's welsh really, isn't it

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)
As long as she's not a Valleys Girl* I wouldn't care.
*or a ginge
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)
Probably Afghanistan
if all else fails you can blame it on a stray shot from security forces.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)
Rookie error, here.
The armies could easily prove it wasn't them, and would take that opportunity to cast doubt on other stray shot stories.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)
I was thinking more security firms
than actual armies. There seems to be a fair few coverups going on
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)
You see what happens when you privatise a service that should be provided by the state?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)
Sexy results?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)
No stuj, deeply inequitous results.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
still funny though

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
Midsomer
but if only I was black because no-one would ever believe I'd been there.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)
I reckon I could do a murder in [INSERT REGION OF CHOICE]
even if you got caught you could just show them a zip or a tapemeasure or a lighter or running water or pre sliced cheese and become a god
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)
How would I get my intended victim to that country?
I'd probably pick somewhere like the Congo
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)
Anywhere
probably Britain, just make enough of the evidence circumstantial so that you can't be convicted
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
That can be tricky, murdering someone normally requires some fairly definite actions.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
Doorstep killing, ding dong bang bang
run off in a stolen car, burn the clothes, job's a good'un.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)