I haven't been on here for a few months
And it's still shit. Watching /talk is like watching the Fountain of Tubgirl.

/butthurt rant over.
(. Y . ), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)

Why did you come back, then?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:43, archived)

They see me lurking

(. Y . ), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:43, archived)

This is not really an answer.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:44, archived)

Will more be explained
by the revelation that he also wears a tinfoil hat?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)

That's a big word

(. Y . ), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)

Only for an idiot.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)

Yeah, I was gonna say
but it slipped my left brain's neural system etc.
(. Y . ), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)

That would probably be because you're a denty brained retard.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

probably

(. Y . ), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)

i like 'denty brained retard'
and i'm going to use it in conversation more often
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)

I can't claim it as my own The LOVELY Womby.
So I'm not sure who you have to pay royalties to for it.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)

i'll just use it sparingly then the LOVELY stuj

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)

cunt

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)

That would help me to understand, yes.
How's you, Amberl person?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)

They hating

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)

He's stalking you.
The LOVELY ^aAAAaaAaaAAaaAaaAAaAaArRrrRrRRrRRRrr^dvAAaAAAaAaaAaA_aAAaAaAAaaaaAarrRrrRrRRRrrrRRk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^{!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}
And frankly, who can blame him?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)

:D
Everybody's stalking at me. I can't hear a word they're saying.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)

I'm stalking you!
*pokes with a stalk*
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)

I CAN'T HEAR YOU

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)

The LOVELIEST HATD!
*PANDERS*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)

HELLO!! Gorgeousy gorgeous Studge!
*leaps*

*hugs*

How are YOU?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)

I'm telling EVERYONE that I saw the Fun Lovin' Criminals in Oxford last night lully.
They were GREAT!.
:D
I'm Excellent ta. You?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)

so, huey morgan has my phone number now, right?
RIGHT?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)

Huey? Shit sorry The LOVELIEST Sidekick. I thought it was Fast you were chasing.
*Panders*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)

with MY knees?
silly studge.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)

You should go to his bar
Apparently he is there quite a lot. You can pounce on him.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)

I am just about
hangover free! Otherwise I am smashing. :-)
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)

YAY!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)

HEY
How was the festival thingymagig? Did you see everyone you wanted to see?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)

it was WONDERFUL for the first two days.
On the third day it was RAINOCAUST.
:(
I missed Disturbed and The Cult by going back to my hotel to get a hot bath and some dry clothes.
:(
But I did get back in time to see Rob Zombie.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)

hotel? hot bath? dry clothes?
studge that is NO way to conduct yourself at a festival.
Apart from that I'm glad you had fun!
Mini-me is off to Glasto on Weds! It's SO going to rain!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:16, archived)

I am OLD The LOVELY HATD.
Us OLD rock types do the Rock Royalty thing these days where we pay extra for backstage access and private bogs and staying in hotels with shuttle buses back and forth to the site and that.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)

Ok
That's a YES way to do a festival!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)

aaaAAAaaaaAaAAAaAaAAAAaAAaAAAaAaaaAaaaArrrrrRRrRr_rrRrdvaAAAAAaAa_aAaaaAAaAaAAAAAaAaa^aaAAAaarrR_rrRRrRrrr_rRRrk^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_!!!!!!!!^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ello
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)

:D
Evenin', SSS.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)

:D
Ello treacle, how's tricks?
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)

Tricks are very good!
I have been making further arrangements to drive around the world. I'm scared and excited at the same time. How's you?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)

I was telling my friend about the mongol rally last night. She thinks you're both insane and ace in equal measure
I still wish you all the luck.

I'm grand thankyou. The Mr just got back from his folks house with beer. I'm coupling it with loud Underworld.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)

Thanks very much! Thank her too on my behalf.
Beer and Underworld sounds like a great combo. Now I want beer too.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)

*Passes Stella*
youtu.be/o_bGZ4ohjDE
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)

*throws shapes*
*runs out of shapes*
*has to go across to the other side of the room to pick them all up again*
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)

*Big, unending pile of shapes*

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)

Go away again and find something more to your taste then, it's not difficult. There are probably 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 sites on the internet you could choose from, all of them better than this one.

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:43, archived)

I would love to hea
r where you got your calcumalations from.
(. Y . ), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)

back of a fag packet, just run out.
go get me 10 bensons will you, cheers.
( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)

I have no idea what the Fountain of Tubgirl is
but it sounds awesome.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:44, archived)

like coke and mintoes probably, some sort of internet meme.

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)

Isn't it in Rome?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)

Yeah yeah.
Die in your sleep.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)

I'm SO GLAD you told us this

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)

Yes The LOVELY Ess Ess Ess.
We REALYY needed the validation of some worthless Lurker's opinion.
'Ning.
*Panders*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)

Hello LOVELY Mr Stuj
Are you having a top Sunday?
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)

I'm having a very quiet night shift.
So aye ta.
You?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)

Grand thanks, surprise beer and dance music

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)

Lager lager lager lager lager?

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

Mega mega white thing

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)

HURRAH!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)

I like this
because it is both witty and relevant.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)

As is your mum.

(. Y . ), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)

that's told me

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)

Oh how you MUST be suffering.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)

Terrible, isn't it
Poor sod :'(
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)

I think they should go to a doctor
and get their head read.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)

to a doctor
read smashed in
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)

It's like you've been a b3tan all your life

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)

head back door
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)

Tell us again.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)

+ human

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)

Perhaps the only thing worse than /talk
is being butthurt, fucking off, coming back, telling everyone you're being butthurt, that you fucked off and came back, and then boast about all of the above.

For the second time in as many days i say: if you're going to be a /talker, do it properly or fuck off, stop wasting my time and everyone else's time and effort being here.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)

*sit's down and thinks about the pain he has caused*

(. Y . ), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)

how many times have you flounced now?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)

I think it's twice now
But I've not fucking boasted about it and I actually see some merit of this board, despite how people like you may choose to come across.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

steady on eh, it is only a forum

( mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)

Ahahahahaha
"People like you".

Sorry, I have no beef with you, but that's deeply amusing.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)

*reads again*
Aah, shit. My bad.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)

sorry, Mortal Wombat already got the dig in, there's no meat on these bones left for you
keep trying though.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:07, archived)

^This.
Fucking hell. I'm agreeing with frisbee-boy.
Things must be DESPERATE.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)

Ooooooooooooooooooo
Get her up there! *waves handbag*
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)

wow. proper anger there.

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)

I'd just like to interject here that Mr Frisbee is correct.
Keep up the good work.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)

Every night Friz B dreams of hearing these words in a court room some day.

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)

'be a /talker' lol, prick

( mongychops, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

oh, the ironing.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)

Alright Janet.
How's the shoulder?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)

tis fucked, ta. Spontaneously cracked again so now waiting on blood
tests to make sure I don't have a leukemia thing before they do hefty repair surgery.

how's flinging picnic plates at overgrown schoolboys for fun on a weekend?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)

Fucking hell, Leukemia?!
Here's hoping it's not.
Flinging plates is now in its superserious season. Nottingham this coming weekend, Cardiff in three, Regionals and Nationals in July.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)

ANGRY!!!
but correct
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)

Also - I like how it took you over 5 years to reach this conclusion

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

I respect his dedication to his research

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)

That's true, he's probably due his MA soon

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)

an MA
in being an internet Dullard. Who's the teacher?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)

*sweeps arm across the board*
take your pick
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)

Piston_Broke
He's surely got a PhD by now
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:09, archived)

Sounds tasty?

(. Y . ), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:07, archived)