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There's an old boy here
That will drive to your house with a van and sell you beer and fags and other items at a slightly inflated rate for the convenience. and he works till 2am.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)
Be still my beating heart

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)
i'm not sure how legal it is
because the fags never have the warnings in English, and if you are nice enough to him and seem trustworthy he's rumoured to have some illegal combustibles in the van too, but I've never asked him.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)
Very very illegal I bet
Still, when you've got someone bringing you booze and fags at 2am, do you care?

What a hero
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
I might make him a cape

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
YES
Super Beero
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
where is 'here'? and can I move there?

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)
lovely Oxford
and you can move here, but you can't live in my house, because my spare room is full of stuff and i don't want to move it all again.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)
I like Oxford
used to go there to see a mate but he turned out to be a bit of a prick recently so I don't go any more.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
i really hope
that it's not me.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:20, archived)
did you nearly get bumraped by a tramp in a subway once?

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
The second-rate sandwich shop?
or convenient under-road crossing?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)
convenient under-road crossing

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)
nope, not me
i only put out for shit luke-warm take-away food masquerading as sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)
ah, never mind, maybe you'll get lucky in the future

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
My favourite museum is there
I like it very much as there is stuff in jars and shrunken heads.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)
Tesco's?

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)
It's a legal requirement
that you have a shrunken head if you want to work in Tesco.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)
bit harsh on minimum wage retail workers

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
I don't make the rules

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
if you look carefully in the small print of their contracts
it's actually in the uniform guidelines
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
I had to have my head
re-inflated when I left.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
I don't make the rolls
just the crusty farmhouse and the bloomers
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)
Is this a bun thread?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)
You better get your baps out, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)
Watch the 'Eccles'ers jump in to stop it.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)
I don't get it spoider :(((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)
Use yer loaf special hulk knees..

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)
I still don't get it. Help me out Hatty D.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
Do you need me
To battenberg you round the head?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)
Your'e as thick as mississippi mudpie, ain'tcha?

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)
seeing as there isn't another one, this would appear to be the currant bun thread, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)
Pitt rivers?
they just took possession of the tall mouse that used to be in the Natural History museum, my favourite museum piece ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
Yes!
It's incredible. I must go again soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)
go soon
they have an awesome "ghost forest" out the front on the massive lawn. Fossilised root work of some of the world's largest trees, lovely place to sit and have lunch in the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
is that the exhibition of trees killed by climate change
that has been shipped around the world from one venue to another?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
Yes
You're obviously more up on your museumosity than i am, i hadn't realised till i googled it that it had been shipped around, i just enjoy lunch sat on that lawn
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)
I was actually being subtly critical of an exhibition that claims to be highlighting the threats posed by climate change
while at the same time pointlessly shipping some manky old tree stumps around the world, presumably resulting in emissions of carbon dioxide.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)
I hadn't thought if it that way
probably because i was too busy trying to not get the mayonnaise from my sandwich down my shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)
egg or tuna?
or some sort of [sandwich filling] + salad + mayo thing?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)
i don't remember
should i start keeping a diary of sandwiches in case this sort of situations arises again? I'm not sure i have the inclination.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)
yes please, post up details on here, there's been a distinct lack of food threads around here lately.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)