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I'm going to invent a tool for getting all the nutella out of the awkward shoulders of the larger jars and become a millionaire

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)
The tool you're thinking of can be found in a standard set of wax carvers.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:16, archived)
I have 10 of those already.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
More if you include toes.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)
yeah but what if your boss walks in on you and thinks you've been having a dig after eating too many eggs

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
I think people who spread chocolate on bread shouldn't be allowed out

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)
funnily i love it on toast
but not on un-toasted bread. Thanks for listening.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)
I think you need to research the meaning of the word 'funnily'.
/helpful
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
No, he loves it in a funny manner, wearing a clown nose and tellin hilarious jokes.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)
sage like advice, thank you
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(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)
:D
I like you. You're all right, in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)
You want to add some onions, then stuff it inside an old bird.
I think you'll find that THAT is sage advice.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
Not only am I a member of this wrongly-targeted group you mention
But that this member also puts banana slices on for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)
Are you also part of the group who will eat ceral that has chocolate on, or in, it for breakfast?

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)
I am not averse to this.

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
well if you hate chocolate so much why don't you go join the BNP with your boy friend nick griffin

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
Oh God you pour chocolate milk on your cereal, don't you.
Sick fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)

PARTYGOOSE PARTIES 2 HARD 4 U
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)
AVIN IT LARGE

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)
AVIAN IT LARGE

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)
the people who make nutella will have you bumped off, that's how they make their money.
It'd make a good film, like a modern remake of 'The Man In The White Suit'.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)